Gut Rumbles
 

November 12, 2003

bejus!

Another fucking troll.

I really appreciate the ballsy bastard who comes to my site under hotmail names or a yahoo addresses and spreads shit on my page. You are some kind of stud-muffin, to do THAT, you cowardly shitass. Yeah, I am impressed.

I am not afraid of you. If you've got a bitch with ME, then bring it on. I'll give you my address. Drop by any time. I don't lurk in the shadows like a fucking troll. I don't need to know when you're coming. I am HERE any time you want a piece of me. I won't run and I won't hide. But you had better come jocked-up, Bubba. That's the way I play. I spent too many years in bars to be dazzled by you, fuckhead. I've seen fire and rain. Have you?

If you don't like me, why don't you do something about it, asshole? Ain't no fence around my Cracker ass. Come get some, any time you want it.

You pathetic piece of shit.

This was a public service announcement from Acidman Central, directed at one certain troll. Don't you just LOVE such people?.

Comments

Damn you have all the excitement in your life. Mine is so boring.
One has to wonder what this guy is doing wrong that he can't keep the little lady satisfied. Or maybe your just a bigger and better man. Either way, he's the loser.

Posted by: wandalicious on November 12, 2003 05:23 PM

Don't acknowledge them. That's what they want. Just ban their IP and go on about your blog. Don't give them the power to piss you off.

Posted by: Sam on November 12, 2003 05:38 PM

Damn Rob, you sure do have a way of attracting these little shits. You must be doing something right.

Posted by: Jmon on November 12, 2003 05:48 PM

Whoever that slimeball is, it doesn't have the cojones to come in person; you must be dreaming, A-Man.

Posted by: MommaBear on November 12, 2003 06:35 PM

I wish I had a dollar for every troll that said they were going to kick my ass. My address is public. No one has shown up yet.

Then again, it's common knowledge that I use Acidman's security system. It was good enough for my father and HIS father. It's good enough for me.

Posted by: Geoffrey on November 12, 2003 07:42 PM

Damn right, Geoff. Between the guns and the baseball bats, I feel pretty secure.

Posted by: Acidman on November 12, 2003 08:24 PM

Well congratulations on being the most offensive......i guess offensive really means incredibly boring. I came to this site expecting dirt and got the drunken, gun loving, ramblings of a middle age loser. Ugh.

Posted by: x on November 12, 2003 11:55 PM

Well congratulations on being the most offensive......i guess offensive really means incredibly boring. I came to this site expecting dirt and got the drunken, gun loving, ramblings of a middle age loser. Ugh.

Posted by: x on November 12, 2003 11:55 PM

Well congratulations on being the most offensive......i guess offensive really means incredibly boring. I came to this site expecting dirt and got the drunken, gun loving, ramblings of a middle age loser. Ugh.

Posted by: x on November 12, 2003 11:55 PM

Hey X, they have piils to quell that twitch ya got...

Posted by: Pat on November 13, 2003 12:21 AM

when angies gone and you cant play with her cunt who you got to fuck then acidman?

Are you happy that you picked another winner in the pussy chase? First Jennifer and now Angie. your a smart man for chosing bloodless cheating cunts

Posted by: Bull shit meter on November 13, 2003 04:19 AM

Andrea Harris, torn by a permanent combination of personal crises and mood swings, redesigned her site and closed comments (``at least temporarily''). You could get in touch with your feminine side too with at least a site redesign. Trolls hate a redesigned site, like moles hate grub-free lawns and boys hate authority-organized play.

I myself would simply have a COMMENTS link and a TROLLS link and let people post where they want. Self-selection is everything.

Posted by: Ron Hardin on November 13, 2003 07:21 AM

Random deletes drive trolls crazy.Give 'em irregular negative rewards.

Posted by: Shipman on November 13, 2003 07:55 AM

Hey X - you came to the site "expecting dirt"? And you got ramblings instead? Dumbass. A man speaking his mind (unedited for PC content) would be offensive to you. Go protest Veteran's Day, or whatever you do in your spare time, shitass.

Posted by: Greg Vegas on November 13, 2003 10:30 AM
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