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October 17, 2003my grassI had nothing but weeds and sand in my yard when I purchased the Crackerbox. It looked like Fido's ass. I went to the seed & feed store and bought five pounds of centipede grass seed and a little hand-cranked spreader. I tilled my front yard and along both sides of the house. (I decided to leave the woods where they are in my back yard, because I can walk around nekkid without worrying about shocking a neighbor who spies me in the kitchen.) I spread the grass seed. I then watered and worshipped, but the grass seed didn't do shit. My yard still looked like Fido's ass. I gave up on it. We had a lot of rain this year. I didn't set out a sprinkler all summer long and I have grass growing everywhere now. I'm talking about REAL CENTIPEDE GRASS, with long runners spreading out all over the place. My Fido's ass is turning into a LAWN! The centipede is choking out the bahia grass and the thistles that once infected my property. It looks GOOD. I went through a spell when I didn't care what my home looked like. I didn't give a shit about much back then. But I'm starting to take some pride in how pretty my lawn is now. Maybe I'll plant some flowers next spring. Comments
I'm sure my neighbors on either side love me. Their houses are 30 feet from mine and I don't care about closing the blinds. I wonder if they have seen me naked. Posted by: sugarmama on October 17, 2003 12:15 PMGo down to the nearest organic gardening and plant supply store and get some Cat Thyme to plant.............BAHAWHHAHAHA! Posted by: toad on October 17, 2003 04:22 PMDon't plant any roses. I love them but they have this habit of sticking you when you are trying to do something to or for them. I am guessing you might react violently to that.. Posted by: starhawk on October 17, 2003 09:45 PMNah, not Acidman. He ran though a blackberry bush barefoot and in shorts just to kill a snake not too long ago. Posted by: Stevie on October 17, 2003 10:43 PMcan i make a flower suggestion? I dunno if these will grow down south, but night blooming stock is awesome. You throw some seeds around, and then in about two months, you'll walk out your door one night and be floored by the smell. They bloom at night. And, they reseed themselves. Too cool. Posted by: pril on October 17, 2003 11:16 PMHey Sugarmama, I'm glad to see you're all right, you haven't up dated your site in almost three weeks- what gives? Acidman, please excuse me for using you blog to contack Sugarmama. Posted by: Jim Long on October 18, 2003 09:13 PMCool article!!! Posted by: polifoniczne dzwonki on April 2, 2004 03:28 AMCool article!!! mężczyznami dziewczyny układanki dzwonki dzwonki polifoniczne nokia Cool article!!! Posted by: polifoniczne dzwonki on April 13, 2004 12:54 AMCool article!!! Posted by: dzwonki polifoniczne on April 15, 2004 04:52 AMCool article!!! Posted by: agencja nieruchomosci, agęcja nieruchomości on April 15, 2004 10:02 AMHmmmmm interesting !!! Posted by: nieruchomo on May 23, 2004 01:30 PMCool Stuff !!! Posted by: tapety on May 24, 2004 10:16 PMPost a comment
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