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October 17, 2003hell, yeah!I'm in on this contest and my blog has the perfect title. Here is MY favorite cocktail: A GUT RUMBLE 1) Make your own moonshine. Distill it on the back porch and catch it in Mason jars. 2) Put a quart of that skullbuster in the freezer for a day or two. 3) Remove jar and pour two fingers of that cold likker into a clear glass. 4) Drink it down all at once. Enjoy the fire in the belly, the tingle in the toes and the feeling of your hair standing on end. 5) Repeat as necessary until you are face-down on the floor or arrested for running around nekkid and howling at the moon. That's an Acidman recipe. But ALWAYS remember THIS: ALCOHOL WARNING
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are invisible. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are bulletproof. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to the illusion that you really ARE the meanest motherfucker in the valley of the shadow of death. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can dance on a wet, high-pitched, tile roof, even if you are acrophobic. WARNING: THe consumption of alcohol may make you think you are qualified to lecture on subjects including, but not limited to, politics, religion and sex. Posted by: Larry on October 17, 2003 08:48 AMWhat a good idea! I should make up a recipe for a "sugarmama". Posted by: sugarmama on October 17, 2003 12:16 PMWARNING: The consumpiton of alcohol may lead to throwning up in public toilets and people pissing on the back of your head while doing so. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead to waking up pantless with a sore ass, a fistful of dollars, and an unstopable urge to cry. (Plagerized and revised from Colin Mockery) Posted by: toad on October 17, 2003 04:31 PMProbably old news to you but have you ever checked out http://www.moderndrunkardmagazine.com/index.htm some interesting stuff throughout the web site, check out the archive. Think I'm going to apply for a job once I get out of the navy. Posted by: Sean on October 17, 2003 08:14 PMI'd love to have my own micro-brew, I'd put these labels on it... Posted by: Greeblie on October 17, 2003 08:18 PMWARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that you can sprint through 6 lanes of traffic. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may induce you to perform some obscure Eastern European folk dances in front of distinguished guests like your boss. WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think it's okay to crawl on your hands and knees at a formal dinner and bite the wing commander's wife on the ass from said position. Posted by: Larry on October 19, 2003 09:45 PMCool article!!! Posted by: polifoniczne dzwonki on April 2, 2004 03:29 AMCool article!!! mężczyznami dziewczyny układanki dzwonki dzwonki polifoniczne nokia Dzwonki polifoniczne Motorola java samolepící linuks loga wygaszacze http://motorola.polifoniczne.org/tapety,motorola.html dzwonki Polifoniczny http://motorola.polifoniczne.org/dzwonki,polifoniczne,motorola.html http://nokia.polifoniczne.org/dzwonki,polifoniczne,nokia.html http://nokia.polifoniczne.org/tapety,nokia,duza.html http://www.gongi.pl/gry,java,nokia,dla.html http://www.gongi.pl/dzwonki,polifoniczne,motorola,dla.html Cool article!!! Posted by: polifoniczne dzwonki on April 13, 2004 12:54 AMCool article!!! Posted by: agencja nieruchomosci, agęcja nieruchomości on April 15, 2004 10:03 AMPost a comment
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