October 15, 2003
something to crow about
I wonder what those nutcakes at PETA think about this?
I've heard of killing two birds with one stone, but getting a bird stoned is news to me.
Tee hee,tee hee, tee hee.
You know that those PETA folks would shit their pants.
I love it!!
(And if I get drummed out of PETA for saying that, I don't care.)
Seriously, I am a member of PETA, but sometimes they're too far out for me.
(So please don't hate me.)
That's hilarious, and it's not like they wasted "good" liquor on the crow, it was fruit schnapps for crying out loud... how ugly could they get over that? They're letting the little bastard sleep it off before they kill him too, that's downright friendly of them...
"getting a bird stoned"
I was at a party once where a bunch of us got a kitten stoned, does that count?
I'll toss in the rest of the story to make Acidman happy: Not only did we get the kitten stoned off its ass, we rubber-banded its front paws together, its back paws together, then spent about an hour alternately slapping the ground behind the cat to make it jump and run and laughing until we couldn't see straight...
The good ol' days...