Gut Rumbles

September 21, 2003

for those who want to know

Yes, I can have a fully-satisfying orgasm with the bionic Roscoe. That part is exactly the way it used to be.

I do not ejaculate. I feel the same sensations of ejaculation when I climax, but I dry-fire. All of my seminal vessicles were removed when the doctor carved out my prostate. So, if you don't like to swallow, I'm your guy for a blow-job. I'm all hiss and no jizz.

I am not tender. I was for a while and the fact that I always carry a semi-boner bothers me at work sometimes, but once my pants are off, I have no problem with rodeo sex.

And yeah. It still feels just as good as it did before the doctors got their hands on me. Plus, I can do it ALL NIGHT LONG now, even when I'm asleep.

Any more questions?


Yikes! Talk about an over-share!

Posted by: Wookie on September 21, 2003 03:25 PM

Not really Wookie, I was kinda curious.

Posted by: DeAnna on September 21, 2003 03:38 PM

My, my...I dehclahre, Mr. Smith! You DO say the most intuhresting things! It's enough to give a girl the vahpohrs!

Posted by: J.G. on September 21, 2003 04:53 PM


Or, as we say in Texas . . . .


Posted by: trish on September 21, 2003 04:55 PM

Gotta admit to a lil curiousity........

Posted by: Ruby on September 21, 2003 05:39 PM

Dang are you just the tease.

Posted by: Lady on September 21, 2003 06:56 PM

My problem is that I can never have sex (or, at least, remember having it) because I have a rare condition called psuedophallusitis.

Y'see, the penis become erect when blood engourges the corpora cavernosa.
But, when this happens to me, it sucks in enough blood to extend it to about three feet in length, after which I get light-headed, and then pass out.

While on a few occassions I've remained unconscious for up to two or three hours, I'll usually 'come to' after a few short minutes if the girl would just leave the damn thing alone.

Not really. But I like to tell that story to people in bars!!

Posted by: Tuning Spork on September 21, 2003 07:27 PM

This isn't like a movie 'trailer' is it?

You know..... where they show you all the good stuff that's 'supposed' to be in the movie to get you all excited then cut it out of the feature. ; )

Posted by: Symph on September 21, 2003 10:22 PM

I can't get past the fact that you're dry-firing.

I'm imagining the look on a "partner's" face if she doesn't know. BWHAHHAHAHAHAHA

Thanks, A-man.

(P.S. I used to have the SN "PinchSpitter" on AOHell. But that was a LONG time ago. I've learned a lot of neat things since then. Aheh.)

Posted by: margi on September 22, 2003 12:17 AM

Acid, did you ever consider a career in advertising?

If ever you win the lottery, you'll have to beat women back with a stick.

Posted by: Kim du Toit on September 22, 2003 12:38 AM

Too much information!

Posted by: Bob on September 22, 2003 03:21 AM

It's not too much information...I was curious.

Posted by: Jennifer on September 22, 2003 12:12 PM

So much for your career in the porn industry.

Posted by: charles austin on September 22, 2003 04:27 PM

And Kim, he has just the stick for the job.

Posted by: Jay Solo on September 22, 2003 04:49 PM

So ... what was that address again?

Posted by: dragonfly jenny on September 22, 2003 08:27 PM

So, basically it would behoove a woman to own a pair of chaps. And in your sleep? Hmmm... So do you sleep on your back for "easy access?"

Well, that just give one so much to think about....



Posted by: Mamamontezz on September 22, 2003 08:41 PM

Ok I have to stop reading tonight! Damn, dayam, bejuses, and..... goodnight all!

Posted by: Jeffinna (jennifer) on September 23, 2003 01:42 AM

I have a sort of overactive imagination and I have to honest Rob, I was wondering about some of the things you just described and now I am sort dizzy and need to lie down.

You are a sharing man.

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