Gut Rumbles

September 06, 2003

acidman's advice column

For cat lovers, I offer this story and, in my usual perverse fashion, this story, too. Read them and hock up a hairball.

For the broken-hearted, I recommend this site for ideas on how to expunge your grief. He has collected some good ideas over the past week.

For complete dumbasses, I recommend that you read this and get on the "Elect Another Incompetent Dickwit For President in 2004" bandwagon. The profiled figure makes me want to puke whenever I see his face, even if he is from Georgia.

All of you terrified-of-inantimate-objects fucktards should really like this story. Yeah, California leads the nation in sanity per square inch.

If California is the bellweather of the nation, then explain this story. Never mind. Sanity and law left their connection to each other a long time ago.

If you have serious questions about the meaning of life, write Dear Abby. If you want to provoke a rant on this page, write me with something stupid.

I'll sacrifice a cat in your name.


I just don't get the animal cruelty stuff, especially when it's targeted at pet owners. The NJ story is just as bad as this New Zealand one:,2106,2650322a11,00.html

Personally, I'd like to take both those assholes and blow up their genitals just like this idiot did to himself in Australia:

Posted by: A.J. on September 6, 2003 08:32 AM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

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