Gut Rumbles

August 27, 2003

i'll have mine rare

I've made no secret of how much I hate cats. I really wouldn't having a problem shooting one. In fact, I HAVE, with a pellet rifle, but I pumped it up only enough to make the cat do a back-flip and stop shitting in my garden.

I would NEVER do this to a cat. Bejus! That's just over the top.

I have a confession to make. I am not as mean as I sound sometimes. I shoot snakes, chop their heads off with golf clubs and kill squirrels all the time. I'll trap, shoot or stomp a rat. Insects I don't like die in my presence. I've shot three rabid racoons and killed a possum once because the bastard was ACTING like a rabid racoon. I've executed more yard-trashing armadillos than I can recall.

But I cannot find the kind of cruelty in my heart that is necessary to seriously torture fuzzy animals for no good reason. If I'm going to kill one, I'll make it quick.

Cat-lovers may have a difficult time with that post. I HATE CATS and I didn't like it.


You didn't have to tell me your not *that* mean, you have* *decent guy** written all over you, honest...

Posted by: Trease on August 27, 2003 06:21 PM

Iron Chef? Meet Mr. 3-iron!



Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on August 27, 2003 07:05 PM

A copperhead's worst enemy is a three iron with my "fixins" on it. I'll send that suckers head all the way over Dunbar Road.

Posted by: bob in the hills on August 27, 2003 07:15 PM

If true, I'd hate to have that guy's karma! It's difficult to believe that such a horror would be shown on The Learning Channel.

Posted by: Indigo on August 27, 2003 09:24 PM

Occasionally one of the vermin is tolerable. My wife brought home a kitten who adopted my cat-hating ass as it's favorite human. So now I hate cats, just not mine...

Posted by: Graumagus on August 28, 2003 05:19 AM

Shit, the worst thing I ever did was get a kitten really, really stoned and laughed my ass off watching it stumble across the room...

Posted by: Guy Montag on August 28, 2003 11:29 PM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: dzwonki polifoniczne on May 26, 2004 01:20 PM
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