Gut Rumbles

July 13, 2003

gut rumbles

Goddamit! This guy just made me hungry. I loaded my small grill with charchol and mesquite and I'm about to grill some Kingfish steaks.

That's not barbecue, but it's outdoor cooking on a grill and I like to do that. A King Mackeral is a fish that is a lot of fun to catch, but too "fishy" for a lot of people to like to eat. People who tell me they don't like Kings just never tasted them cooked right. The ONLY way to eat kingfish is grilled, and if I really want to impress you, I'll make pasta with Alfredo sauce and asparagus in butter sauce to go with it. Yeah, you'll slap my ass and call me "Fanny" after you taste THAT! Hell, you'll call me "God!" (As in, God! that was good! God! I can't believe I ate that much! God! I gotta have that recipe!)

I'm not out to impress anybody today, so I'll probably just open a can of mixed vegetables and cook boil-in-bag rice to accompany my meal. This is, however, one of those times when I wish I had someone around to enjoy my prowess on the grill. The King steaks are fresh and they deserve a good audience as they perform the act they they were intended for on this planet.

They are the main course on a big plate of food.


Count me in it sounds good, and I'll slap your ass and call you fanny... if you finish weed whipping my yard, mow the grass and weed my garden. Such a long day here, I was figuring all I'd get is a bologna sandwich.

Posted by: SASSY on July 13, 2003 02:39 PM

Damn! A-Man, do you know how hard it is to mop up the drool from the keyboard...that ain't fair!

Posted by: MommaBear on July 13, 2003 02:50 PM

Sounds terrific.

Your link led me off to A Single Guy in the South [as if he's the only one of us...] and the Barbecue Wars being waged on his site.

My, oh my. I'm tempted to set up the cooker and blog about barbecue again - this time with pictures.

I can handle making barbecue, but if you can handle a grill... well, I could use a lesson or two there. I seem to be moderately good at making my own charcoal....

Posted by: Russ on July 13, 2003 07:03 PM

Mackerel is the best! WHEN I make it out to Macon County I want you to cook me one! I'll provide the tequila.

Posted by: dragonfly jenny on July 14, 2003 10:11 PM

The truth is outhere

Posted by: Brittingham Smith on May 3, 2004 03:00 PM
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