Gut Rumbles

July 10, 2003

ya wanna know?

Okay, I'll share with you.

this is the one I have. The three-piece, with all the bells and whistles, minus the vibrating attachment that is yet to be invented.

It's the Cadillac of bionic dicks.

You can check out the others in the Blue-Light Special catalogue and decide whether I did right or not.


Looks like an interesting new toy.I have a quesiton though: is it really a concern for men that their apparatus look 'full and youthful'?

Posted by: Candy on July 10, 2003 02:09 PM

"Requires some manual dexterity to inflate. "
Just think of all the fun you'll have conducting those training classes! You know, it's true what they say, "Practice makes perfect."
Do you think my office Tuition Reimbursement program will cover the cost of the course?

Posted by: Mamamontezz on July 10, 2003 02:14 PM

*stares in wonder and bows to the bionic dick*

Posted by: Gennie on July 10, 2003 02:23 PM

and here I thought my stainless-steel-and-fiberglass knee was high tech.. I am most impressed - most impressed...

Posted by: Kat on July 10, 2003 02:45 PM


Just make sure she squeezes the right, er, uh, left, umm, I mena correct ball...

Posted by: Steve on July 10, 2003 02:55 PM

This is cool stuff:

Rebuilt to be better than before. A real terminator.

You could get with 7 of 9 and compare cyberparts . . .

Good luck, Acidman, on this whole endeavor.

Posted by: Lobowalk on July 10, 2003 04:14 PM

Yo, Gut . . .

Glad you are back among us hard ones. Of course, you have one distinct advantage--in the morning when you scratch your balls, you will definitely have the upper hand.

Posted by: jb on July 10, 2003 04:19 PM

Gennie-be careful with that bowing/bending over. Ya wouldn't want Acidman to cause himself further injury....;-)

Posted by: stevie on July 10, 2003 04:50 PM

"Full and youthful?" Shit NO, I don't want that. I want "Exhausted and experienced."

Posted by: Acidman on July 10, 2003 05:30 PM

I first read that as "The three-piece, with all the balls and whistles."

Man, you are Robocock now.

That thing OK going through airport security?

Posted by: Anna on July 10, 2003 06:59 PM

{Gennie-be careful with that bowing/bending over. Ya wouldn't want Acidman to cause himself further injury....;-)} master plan revealed!


Posted by: Gennie on July 11, 2003 12:29 AM

That's some spiffy technology. Hope you get to test drive it asap.

BTW - Did you inquire about a Weedeater attachment for that?

Posted by: TherapyBoy on July 11, 2003 04:01 AM

Now with 50% more balls... No waiting! Well, after the one to two months recovery that is...

What's next, a performance review?

Posted by: Dave on July 11, 2003 11:18 AM

I think more than a few of us expect a demonstration, in quicktime.

Posted by: Keith on July 11, 2003 01:31 PM
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