Gut Rumbles

July 08, 2003


I'm off to sleep now. I'll reset my alarm clock for 3:45, get up, take a shower and dress in loose clothes. I'm taking nothing but my driver's license and insurance card with me and I can lock those in my truck.

My turquoise necklace, which I have worn almost constantly since I bought it at Merlfest last year is off and laying on the bathroom counter next to my watch. I can't bring ANY jewlrey there, so I got rid of it all tonight. I don't wear any rings. I believe that I have all my bases covered. Now, all I have to do is be there on time.

Am I just a little bit frightened?

The truth? NO! I AM NOT!

I would be more frightened if I didn't have this opportunity. Being impotent and realizing that I would NEVER GET BETTER changed a lot about me, especially when my ex-wife was on a one-woman fuckathon at the time. That experience damn near crushed me.

I would rather die tommorow than live the way I've BEEN living.

Yeah, I'll roll the dice and take my chances.


The very best of luck, Rob!

Posted by: Parkway Rest Stop on July 8, 2003 08:16 PM

Good luck. :)

Posted by: Gennie on July 8, 2003 08:24 PM

Here's hoping you'll be doing some deep drilling soon!

Posted by: Keith on July 8, 2003 08:51 PM

Good luck, Rob!

Posted by: Andrew on July 8, 2003 08:55 PM

Best wishes for a rapid recovery and much making of whoopie in the near future.

Posted by: Daniel Day on July 8, 2003 09:01 PM

Are you excited? Nervous?

I hope you live in a nice air-conditioned house for your recuperation.

Posted by: drc on July 8, 2003 09:33 PM

I will be praying for you and for your dick. Best of luck with the procedure and your recovery.

Posted by: kelley on July 8, 2003 09:39 PM

What Keith said!

Posted by: Jane on July 8, 2003 09:58 PM

As we like to say down here in little old New Zealand. (and forgive the pun)

"Go Hard or Go Home!"

You'll be fine mate. take care.

Posted by: kiwipete on July 8, 2003 10:28 PM

I'm sure you'll be fine tomorrow. I won't wish you luck, but skill and good TLC instead. We'll all be thinking about you and waiting to hear all about your recovery.

Posted by: Candy on July 8, 2003 10:29 PM

Good luck

Posted by: Debbi on July 8, 2003 10:55 PM

Best of luck, Acidman...

May the schwartz be with you...

Posted by: Guy Montag on July 8, 2003 10:58 PM

Good luck and take care of yourself. Wishing you a speedy recovery.

Posted by: Busy Mom on July 9, 2003 12:30 AM

Good luck, Rob! I know you'll be fine, because like I've said before in your comments- Ya can't keep a good man down.

Posted by: Stevie on July 9, 2003 12:34 AM

Good luck and a speedy recovery....

Posted by: lip on July 9, 2003 04:26 AM

Best of luck!

Posted by: Barbara on July 9, 2003 06:39 AM

We're with you all the way; see you on the flip side, A-Man !!

Posted by: MommaBear on July 9, 2003 07:26 AM

Good luck, man.

I wince just thinking about someone near my privates with a sharp object.

Posted by: Kevin Baker on July 9, 2003 07:27 AM

All the best, prayers of many are with you. You will come thru, new and improved!

Posted by: Merry on July 9, 2003 07:44 AM

The gals in Key West won't know what hit 'em.

Posted by: McGehee on July 9, 2003 07:46 AM

Good Luck!

Posted by: bogie on July 9, 2003 08:00 AM

Here's to a quick and painless recovery ... Best of luck!

Posted by: Sheila on July 9, 2003 01:20 PM

How can I not wish you luck?

You'll get your sea legs back soon enough.

Posted by: Ozrael on July 9, 2003 01:49 PM

Dude - it'll be on command! How cool is that!!!

Posted by: inkgrrl on July 10, 2003 08:08 PM
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