June 21, 2003
bubba and jim-bob
I give up.
I thought I had these imposters figured out, but I was wrong. I WENT to Clinton, South Carolina and FOUND Bubba and Jim-Bob. Sure enough, they lived in a mobile home and were knee-deep in Pabst Blue Ribbon cans while sitting in their underwear in front of a computer.
The bastards had their electricity cut off two months ago. They CAN'T be conducting interviews like this one.
Hell, their toilet won't flush, either.
Oooooooooh, this is gonna be a good one. Let me contact my bookie and gets some odds on this "event" LOL
There's a cow on this farm, Annabelle-#930, who loves Pop-Tarts. She doesn't care much for the chocolate or cinnamon ones, but she will totally MUG you for the fruit ones.
There was also a bull and about 5 or 6 cows on the last farm I worked on who LOVED those small white powered Tastykake doughnuts. Before it was over, I was spending about $30.00 a week on doughnuts for friggin' cows...LOL
It was worth it, though. Those cows and that bull, Rodney, knew me better and were nicer to me than they were anyone else.