Gut Rumbles
 

June 21, 2003

bubba and jim-bob

I give up.

I thought I had these imposters figured out, but I was wrong. I WENT to Clinton, South Carolina and FOUND Bubba and Jim-Bob. Sure enough, they lived in a mobile home and were knee-deep in Pabst Blue Ribbon cans while sitting in their underwear in front of a computer.

The bastards had their electricity cut off two months ago. They CAN'T be conducting interviews like this one.

Hell, their toilet won't flush, either.

Comments

Oooooooooh, this is gonna be a good one. Let me contact my bookie and gets some odds on this "event" LOL

Posted by: Kat on June 21, 2003 10:22 AM

What's a toilet?

Posted by: The Parson on June 21, 2003 01:41 PM

There's a cow on this farm, Annabelle-#930, who loves Pop-Tarts. She doesn't care much for the chocolate or cinnamon ones, but she will totally MUG you for the fruit ones.
There was also a bull and about 5 or 6 cows on the last farm I worked on who LOVED those small white powered Tastykake doughnuts. Before it was over, I was spending about $30.00 a week on doughnuts for friggin' cows...LOL
It was worth it, though. Those cows and that bull, Rodney, knew me better and were nicer to me than they were anyone else.

Posted by: stevie on June 21, 2003 02:22 PM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: dzwonki on May 25, 2004 06:00 PM
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