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June 07, 2003

Hill and Bill

I can see it clearly in my mind's eye. Bill Clinton tells Hillary that he's been fucking around again. She is breathless. She is outraged. She cannot believe that her man lied to her.

She is full of shit, too.

Bill Clinton is the most self-centered, self-aggrandizing person I have seen in my entire lifetime. The sybaritic bastard always reminded me of a crazed drum major looking for a parade to lead. He didn't care where it was going; he just wanted to be out in front, so he could high-step and strut, waving a baton and pretending to be running the show.

If the parade turned a corner and left him alone in the street, he would run down an alley and emerge in front again, "leading" the parade while still high-stepping and strutting, the posturing fool.

He fucked anything that would hold still, or couldn't outrun him, from the time he was old enough to find his dick with both hands. Hillary knows that and she tolerates it because she is a reptile wearing a human skin. That shock and dismay crap? Pure bullshit, and a calculated respopnse to what will come her way when she runs for President in 2008.

Very few things in this life frighten me. Heights DO anymore, because I experience severe vertigo. Snakes make my skin crawl.

I look at Hillary and I feel as if I am falling into a snake-pit from a high place.

Comments

Oh but she's mesmerized with his 'beautiful' hands! *LOL
Have you ever noticed the unblinking stare she uses anytime she looks at him. Like a big python looking a monkey, an upcoming meal.
How would like to have that for a mother?

Posted by: quark2 on June 7, 2003 11:32 AM

She's a mutha, all right.

Posted by: Acidman on June 7, 2003 11:46 AM

Now that you mention it, I do believe her pupils dilate horizontally.

Posted by: Indigo on June 7, 2003 12:35 PM

Hillary has been aware of Bill's indiscretions for years. Paula Jones...Gennifer Flowers etc. Hillary is liar and a power-grabbing phony bitch. And people who faun over her and worship her are dumber than a box of rocks.
Saint Hillary my ass!

Posted by: Brent on June 7, 2003 01:07 PM

Psycho Bitch Hillary is a power-mad cow. It's that simple. I don't think she gives half a shit what Slick Willy does, or ever did, so long as she still got her fingers into the gears.

She's got a chip on her shoulder and a warped socialist utopia in her brain, and she's not going to rest until she either gets her way or gets tossed on her ass.

I'm hoping for the later in 2008. If it's the former, I'm moving to Costa Rica.

Posted by: Mr. Lion on June 7, 2003 01:52 PM

Mr. Lion, she's up for her Senate seat in 2006. I have a feeling the New Yorkers have had about enough of her already.

Posted by: McGehee on June 7, 2003 02:41 PM

Instant contest: Who was it that called her "a congenital liar" in print? Think I remember, but that was early in "her" first term, it seems.

Posted by: Indigo on June 7, 2003 03:30 PM

I think that the marriage is nothing but a sham anyway. I'm pretty sure Hillary doesn't like boys and she just married Bill 'cause she could see by the way he lied he was up for something big one day in DC and she wanted to be in on the ride. Hillary doesn't care if Bill sticks it in anything with a pulse because she has only had sex with him the one time it took to make Chelsea.

Posted by: Dennis P. on June 7, 2003 10:15 PM

Indigo, I believe that was none other than Dick Morris.

I think. Could be wrong, frequently am, obviously doesn't scare me...

Posted by: McGehee on June 8, 2003 08:34 AM
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