Gut Rumbles

May 22, 2003


It is raining now, and I'm going backpacking this weekend. I think that we might hit a calm between fronts and see good weather. We're going up to Burl's Ford on the Chatooga River, near where part of Deliverance was filmed. That's a beautiful river and I'm going to cheat-fish in it.

Yeah, I'm taking a can of whole kerenel corn to bait my hook with. The fisheries stock the streams and rivers up there with farm-grown trout, and the keepers feed the fish corn from the time that they are little fingerlings until they turn them loose. They'll bite on that bait like a crack-whore on a rock.

I will catch fish.

If I get CAUGHT doing that, I could go to jail, because it's illegal to fish with corn in a stocked trout stream in Georgia. That's why I like doing it on the Chatooga River. I'll wade out somewhere in the middle and cast from there. If the game man walks up on me, I'll just cross to the other side of the river and I'm in South Carolina. I'm out of his jurisdiction. I will shoot him the bird and show my nekkid ass to him. It'll take two game wardens, working in tandem from two states to bust my ass on that river. That won't happen.

I expect to eat fresh trout on this trip.

In case you didn't know this guy is blogging again. I still believe that something is wrong with his head.

this one forgives me, even after I gave her and her family an Acid Bath.

And this guy gets me lots of hits. He said so.


"It'll take two game wardens, working in tandem from two states to bust my ass on that river. That won't happen."

Famous last words. I now have a mental image of you sploshing to the South Carolina side of the river, flipping the bird, turning around, dropping your pants and slapping your ass before realising that there's a SC warden standing ten feet away, arms crossed, watching you...

Man, I will fucking laugh my ass off if you come back next week and post that that's happened.

Posted by: Jack on May 23, 2003 11:41 AM

That could happen. The South Carolina game wardens are a lot more aggressive than the Jawja boys are.

But I'll still take my chances.

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