Gut Rumbles

May 01, 2003

what he said

This is a damned good rant about obnoxious drivers. I must admit that I couldn't have done better myself, and I RARELY admit such a thing. But I sometimes just have to stand back and marvel when someone does THIS: (and this is only a trailer to suck you into reading the rest)

It's all Suburbans and Tahoes and Excursions with these big fat clueless ginches driving with a phone stuffed in their fat faces, screeching like a goddamed Cambodian in a Pol Pot torture dome whilst smiting runaway urchins who AREN'T strapped into their frigging carseats because they can't watch the ballsack Warner Brothers Designer Built Into The Cocksucking Headrest Video Fucking Toon. While Biggie Fry Mom is simultaneously attempting to paint her porcine meaty fungus-encrusted toenails in the process. I don't know where the Beautiful People live, but it ain't here.

The cheap bastard who wrote that is still on BLOGGER, so if his cheap-ass archives are fried, just go here and scroll down to the post on Tuesday entitled "Shut Up And Drive." After that, send him a nasty email telling him to cough up a few bucks and get a REAL BLOG.

Did I mention that the sweet boy is my Blog-nephew? I sure am proud of him. Between my evil influence and phillip coon's spiritual guidance, we just MIGHT make a genuine blogger out of him yet.


Glad to see we're still friends! I have the worst of both worlds. I've got a new site but I'm too pixel-crippled to get it straight before I go live. I'm working it, though.

Posted by: Velociman on May 1, 2003 08:17 PM
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