Gut Rumbles
 

April 30, 2003

running for office

I nominated myself for the position of Information Minister in the administration of the slutpublican party. When they take power, I want a ringside seat and lots of microphones in my face.

michele didn't offer that position for hire when she laid her entire cabinet laid out her blueprint for a true and just government, but that was a simple oversight on her part. She has been very busy lately.

EVERY government needs a good liar on board. When Bill Clinton was President, he and Hillary took care of most of the lying, but a Slutpublican government will be too busy granting free tequila instead of prescription drugs to senior citizens, so it will NEED a good liar as a front man. I volunteer to do that job for the cause.

I am the right man, at the right place, at the right time in history. I can lie with the best of them. Baghdad Bob was my inspiration.

Go tell Michele to hire me.

Comments

Well, I've done my part...

Posted by: Jay Solo on April 30, 2003 08:11 PM

Beg.

That's a good boy.

Beg.

Awwwwwwww, ain't he cute?

How does Secretary of Fabrications and Fallacies sound?

Posted by: michele on April 30, 2003 08:19 PM

I'll TAKE IT! I need a job.

Posted by: Acidman on April 30, 2003 08:23 PM

You get paid in interns.

Posted by: michele on April 30, 2003 08:57 PM

But are they cute interns?

Posted by: Jay Solo on May 1, 2003 01:42 AM

Would a party called Slutpublicans hire anything but cute interns?

Posted by: michele on May 1, 2003 05:26 AM

Acidman, I'll campaign for you if you'll do the same for me! I'm running for Secretary of Child Labor.

Posted by: Maripat on May 1, 2003 10:03 AM

Maybe I could be Deputy Vice President -- then I'd just call in every day and inquire as to the Vice President's health.

Posted by: Kevin McGehee on May 1, 2003 06:19 PM

Can you funnel me some VERY YOUNG interns? They must be 18!

But 20 is okay, too.

Posted by: Acidman on May 1, 2003 06:20 PM

Hi...Im just surfed in and want to say hello!
Regards George


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