Gut Rumbles

April 28, 2003

why I like email

I received this little nugget in a lenghty email from SmilingDave8, who called his rant, "An Old, Foul Dude Meanders." He had a lot to say about various topics, and I was fascinated.

I believe that he and I have a LOT in common, what with both of us being old, foul dudes and all. But he almost caused me to hurt myself when he wrote THIS GEM, which was knocking around in the back of my brain-pan for a while every time I saw a picture of Susan Sarandon. I just never could drag it to the front burner of my mind and bring it into crisp focus:

Thinking about animals led me to think of Susan Sarandon. Did you ever notice that she's got bulging eyes, much like a Chihuahua? I'd guess that if you smacked her on top of her head her eyeballs would fly across the room (much like a Chihuahua's will.).

Dave, I've never smacked a Chihuahua on top of the head, but I would LOVE to do it to Susan Sarandon to test your theory. She DOES have the eyes of a Chihuahua.

And the brain of one of those little, pea-brained rat-dogs, too.


My dad told me [and this was about 10 years ago, mind you] that Susan Sarandon's mother was swimming in a pond, and a frog accidently swam up and got her pregnant, and THAT'S why her eyes are like that.

Posted by: Rach on April 28, 2003 07:00 PM

She does have a hyperactive yapping nature about her

Posted by: GUNNER on April 28, 2003 07:20 PM

Ahahahahah! Cool.

Posted by: Andrea Harris on April 28, 2003 07:32 PM

I'll never be able to see Susan Sarandon the same way again.


Posted by: Ernie G on April 28, 2003 08:48 PM

A friend here at work has for years referred to Sarandon as "that bug-eyed bitch from Bull Durham." Can't get more apt than that.

Posted by: rivlax on April 29, 2003 10:37 AM

Maybe she has Graves disease. That's why former First Lady Barbara Bush's bulged out. Do you think if you hit her on the head, her eyes woud fly across the room as well?

Posted by: sofla on April 29, 2003 05:51 PM

Never let your sense of morals prevent you from doing what's right.

Posted by: Sweney Michael on May 3, 2004 10:07 AM

I believe that all government is evil, and that trying to improve it is largely a waste of time.

Posted by: Jed Reinitz on May 21, 2004 02:26 AM

Hmmmmm interesting !!!

Posted by: dzwonki on May 25, 2004 11:38 PM
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