April 25, 2003
The ladies have flowers all over their sites. I don't like that. So how do guys respond? They put MONKEYS all over their pages.
What kind of message is THAT to send to the youth of America? WOMEN are sweet, nurturing beautiful members of Mother Nature's inner circle, while guys have prehensile toes, long tails, hang upside-down from trees and fling their own feces?
C'mon, people! From MY personal experience, ANY woman can screech and fling feces better than most men can. THEY should be putting monkeys on THEIR pages instead of flowers. Guys should put... I don't know... DOT warning labels on theirs. Or pictures of guns.
Just go here, here and here to see the monkey business I'm talking about.
I don't understand how blogdom played out this way.
I don't believe that's an accident, either. It's just cultural brainwashing.
Truth will out every time!
Guns, guns, more guns and trucks with fat wheels will get the blokes in every time. Oh, boobs are OK too, and the insides of other blokes' sheds.
Who said men are morons?
I picked monkeys because everyone loves monkeys. Well, ok, maybe not everyone. Most people. Ok, fine, just me. Shut up.
Just wait until the other two re-appear when I finally get around to doing the individual entry templates!
The monkey is now off the front page. It's just in the about me section now.
What does it say when an elderly woman is the main image on your site? OK, maybe I don't want to know! *grin*
I guess it's just nature in action. Women like flowers; men are smelly and like to fling their shit.
Damnit, Frank, that's the monkey head I was going to use in one of my templates. Curse you.
Acidman wrote: Women=flowers. Men=monkeys.
Sounds about right to me.
Monkey see monkey do I guess. I'm not one for all this monkey business, I have a picture of a helicopter on my blog (not sure what message I'm sending there). That sure does throw a monkey wrench into things. I'm gonna go get a banana.