Gut Rumbles
 

April 18, 2003

i call bullshit!

I don't care what lies are broadcast, because I am convinced that Saddam Hussein is as dead as Dillinger. In MY humble opinion, the film I just watched on Fox News came from some musty archives--- NOT from April 9th.

Do you really believe that a paranoid security-freak such as Saddam would:

a) Appear in front of a crowd filled with weapons-waving troglodytes and not worry about being shot by one of his worshipers with the Third Infantry Division rolling into Baghdad?

b) Appear in public AT ALL after realizing that we could lay a bunker-buster bomb on his ass in less than an hour if we knew where he was?

c) Grin and wave to his adoring minions while his empire crumbled around him?

I don't think so.

If we didn't get Saddam the first time we tried, we probably did with the second try. That pot-bellied prick is a few hunks of flesh and snot on a wall now. His "elite" Republican Guard betrayed him, his army threw down their weapons and went home and the Islamo-splodey nutballs were the only ones left to fight for him, in a useless, senseless futile battle against the inevitable.

Saddam is dead.

Comments

...and the Islamo-splodey nutballs were the only ones left to fight for him...

Yep...and they all got ran out of the country by Iraqis

Posted by: Marcl on April 18, 2003 05:39 PM

I don't know who keeps coming up with these blurbs, but I think if they lose their boogeyman the funding will bellyup, as will PR support. "We have nothing to fear but the loss of fear itself", or something in that order.

Posted by: bob in the hills on April 18, 2003 07:16 PM

I don't know who keeps coming up with these blurbs, but I think if they lose their boogeyman the funding will bellyup, as will PR support. "We have nothing to fear but the loss of fear itself", or something in that order.

Posted by: bob in the hills on April 18, 2003 07:17 PM

I didn't do that...I didn't do that...etc, etc

Posted by: bob in the hills on April 18, 2003 07:19 PM

You DID that, Bob. Admit it.

Posted by: Acidman on April 18, 2003 07:45 PM

Any certainty is a delusion.

Posted by: Berio Marina on May 3, 2004 02:56 PM
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