Gut Rumbles

April 15, 2003

bore blogs

* I changed the battery in my truck in the middle of a rainstorm in the Wal-Mart parking lot last week. I left the old battery in the bed of my truck. It's been banging around back there like a wild caribou in heat every time I turned a corner for almost a week now. I took it out of my truck bed today. I got my hands dirty. I went inside to wash my hands and left the battery in the driveway.

* While I was washing my hands, I noticed that my house was dirty. I decided to blog.

* I noticed tonight that my back door hasn't been locked since Saturday. I may lock it tomorrow.

* I got up to do something, then went to find my reading glasses. I walked by a mirror and saw that I was wearing them. I was happy to find my glasses on my face. They weren't lost after all. I was.

* I don't have to be where I usually am in the morning until an hour later than I usually get there. Should I reset my alarm clock? If I do, I'll just have to reset it AGAIN tomorrow. I'm really confused about how to handle this problem.

* Think about the UGLIEST PERSON YOU EVER SAW. I can top whatever you came up with. That's one of the real detriments about living in a tourist town. Some really ugly people come here. I was taking a seminar at a tourist hotel. I saw a lot of ugly people during my breaks. Do ugly people have more money than pretty people? Just wonderin'.

* When they turned me upside-down by hand in that training class today, I liked it. But I don't like roller coasters. Why am I that convoluted in my thinking? I am a sick man.

* I don't want to be President of the United States. If I were, I would lobby for a recall vote, then veto it if it ever came to pass. THAT'LL fuck 'em up! Bwhahaha!

* I don't sleep much anymore, but I want to go to bed now. When I DID sleep a lot, I tried my best to stay awake as long I could. Those were the days. Now I go to bed early, wake up in the mornings and stay awake whether I want to or not. I TOLD you that I am confused.

* I'm bored now.


Damn, I need to get down to Acidman's town and win the ugliest tourist contest. I'm ready. And I am one stupid f**k when I am doing the tourist thing.

Posted by: Carl on April 15, 2003 08:57 PM

You just notice the ugly tourists more than the normal ones. Some of the average looking tourists might even blend in. When I lived in New Orleans, it was a regular freak show.

Posted by: sugarmama on April 15, 2003 09:04 PM

I wish I could live in New Orleans, just for a little while...

Posted by: Carl on April 15, 2003 09:37 PM

I don't know if I should be looking high and low for that money I'm owed or thank my lucky stars that I'm so stunning that I don't need ANY money.

Posted by: Sol on April 15, 2003 09:44 PM

President of the United States? I just want to be Governer of Georgia.

Posted by: Jim T. on April 15, 2003 10:35 PM

I've never been fond of roller coasters either, but I have ridden a few. For some reason I have this irrational fear of getting on - believe it or not - ferris wheels. It's like a fear of heights and falling thing, whereas even a roller coaster feels more stable even if it's high, and has the rush of high speed.

People generally think I'm a total freak when I won't go on a ferris wheel, or confess to this fear.

Posted by: Jay Solo on April 15, 2003 10:55 PM

Now you have to redesign your site and talk about it, and you'll have officially arrived as a Bore Blogger. :P

Posted by: Andrea Harris on April 16, 2003 02:01 AM

Well. Now I won't feel so bad about blogging about menstrual cramps.

*runs like hell*

Posted by: margi on April 16, 2003 02:55 AM

very good bla boolshut

Posted by: on April 16, 2003 06:14 AM

very good bla boolshut

Posted by: on April 16, 2003 06:14 AM

You don't like rollercoasters because you don't enjoy relinquishing control.

By and large, I have found that to be a major point. You trust yourself and your abilities more than you trust the people who run the coaster. I trust those people more than I trust my abilities up high.

My coaster count is at 54. I've got a ways to go. :-)

Posted by: Keith on April 16, 2003 04:22 PM

I used to hate roller coasters. I like them now.
I changed the wiper moter in 77 Impala in crazy rain once. I was a pizza delivery driver, I was borrowing the car, and I was at work (in the rain) when the motor decided to quit. My boss let me change it on the clock. It didn't take long. He was a cool guy. Too bad he wasn't paying the state sales taxes. We got closed. Stupid bastard. That was a fun job. Rambling again. Whee.

Posted by: Pat on April 16, 2003 08:15 PM

This is not always true.

Posted by: npa nxx on March 4, 2004 08:27 AM
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