Gut Rumbles
 

February 17, 2005

he shoulda used listerine

It's late. I just thought that this is a strange story. When a rapist can be identified by his bad breath, he must be one stinking bastard. No wonder he can't get laid without a knife.

I hope they throw the book at him, then teach him to brush his teeth in jail.

Comments

The poor lady probably had to go from mouth to mouth in a line-up and sniff deeply.

I can't imagine any other way of identifying someone by the smell of their breath. You can't really store a sample of their breath in a jar so that the victim can open the jars and sniff each one.

I think the only way to make the match is to physically put your nose into each suspect's mouth and inhale. They probably made her sniff a cup of coffee beans to clear her palate between each test.

Very unpleasant business but it is good they caught the guy.

Posted by: bleeding brain on February 17, 2005 12:55 AM

Oh, the guy with the most cigarettes on the cell block will be brushing his teeth real soon.

Odds are, it won't improve his breath.

Posted by: og on February 17, 2005 07:53 AM

She probably noticed his breath while working with him the days following the rape.

Posted by: Mark -- on February 17, 2005 09:21 AM

Soon to become non -anal-retentive, payback is hell.

Posted by: Jack on February 17, 2005 01:33 PM

I'd like to see the POS get his teeth brushed...
with an 8lb. sledgehammer.

Posted by: Kv on February 20, 2005 06:21 PM
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