Gut Rumbles

November 17, 2004

i started packing

I'm leaving for Costa Rica again on Friday. I'm going to spend Thanksgiving there and see some parts of the country I've never been before. The weather looks kind of funky, a little chilly and rainy, but I'll survive somehow. If I become desperate, I'll rent a woman to keep me warm at night.

I'm staying out of San Jose this time and heading over to the Caribbean side. I've heard that the east coast of Costa Rica is the armpit of the country, but I don't know that for a fact and I want to get my own perspective on the situation. If I don't like it there, I'll go somewhere else. Transportation is no problem.

I really like Costa Rica. I cannot recommend it highly enough as a great, beautiful, inexpensive vacation spot. The last time I was there, I spent 14 days, lived like a king, got laid, ate well, drank well and saw a LOT of interesting sights and the entire trip, including round-trip air fare, cost me $1,400 total.

That ain't bad for two weeks in a tropical paradise. It's less money than I pay in child support every month for a son I can't visit. Hell, I pay the bloodless cunt more money than I spend on MYSELF every month. I could buy Quinton a got-damn HOUSE and a CAR with the money I'm paying my ex-wife. That just ain't right, but it's the law. More than $40,000 and counting, so far. That's the most expensive pussy I ever had in my life, and it looks as if I'll keep paying for it for a long, long time.

The truth is, it wasn't THAT good. NO pussy has EVER been THAT good. Do you realize how much young, good-looking ass I could rent for $40,000 in Costa Rica? Holy Bejus! I could fuck myself to DEATH with that kind of money. The ex GAVE that pussy away to somebody else when she was still married to me and she never charged that bastard a dime. Now, I'm paying her and her lawyer, too.

Life is just ridiculous sometimes.

I'm taking one bag with me and it's 90% packed. I travel light, and I'm getting good at it. Clothes, cigarettes, camera, passport and cash. That's all I need. Besides, it's about time I got out of here for an adventure again.

I'm going to see my mama tomorrow, then finish packing and head out of here on Friday. I'll blog from the Costa Rican internet cafes, among the monkeys, mangos and muchachas bonitas. I hope to have excellent stories to tell when I return.

Hell.. I'll tell excellent stories even if I have to make them up.


Who'll be minding the blog while you're gone? My wife has been taking kitten pictures for the last two weeks, and...

Posted by: McGehee on November 17, 2004 10:23 AM

Godspeed, Acidman. Get out there, relax and forget about the craziness. Have a few for me, BTW. . .

Posted by: Ripper on November 17, 2004 11:05 AM

Have a good time, Rob.

Posted by: tybee mike on November 17, 2004 11:19 AM

Enjoy, Rob. Sounds great to me.

Posted by: Jim - PRS on November 17, 2004 11:20 AM

Fair winds and following seas.

Posted by: Kevin on November 17, 2004 12:17 PM

Just curious - did you use a book or tapes to teach yourself enough Spanish to get around down there?

Posted by: maggot on November 17, 2004 12:29 PM

Beware of Rogue Mangos!

Posted by: BlogDog on November 17, 2004 01:20 PM

$40k? I would think seriously about tearing up the return ticket.

Posted by: Lee on November 17, 2004 01:39 PM

Yeah, go ahead and live like royalty in some tropical paradise while we have to stay here and toil to keep the wolves away from the door.

We look forward to some good stories, anyway. Have a great time, Rob!

Posted by: Fightin Tiger on November 17, 2004 02:00 PM

Have a great time in Costa Rica. Enjoy the Ticas, but be careful... heheheheheh. Wish I could meet you down there.
Sounds like a little latin american decompression will do you a world of good.
Vaya con Dios y muy buena suerte. Buen Viaje, Cabron!!

Posted by: torchpraise on November 17, 2004 03:52 PM

Love that last line. This much I knew. ; )

Posted by: Key on November 17, 2004 05:27 PM

I was in Limon a few years ago. Beautiful. Primative, but stunning. It was my favorite spot down there.

Have a great time. Damn, I can't wait until I can get back down there again. I LOVE that country.

Posted by: Tammi on November 17, 2004 05:37 PM

If you run into a lady with long greying hair named Teresa/the lady, not the hair/ tell her 'Mark says hi'.

Posted by: Mark on November 17, 2004 10:45 PM
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