Gut Rumbles

November 06, 2004

i need it

Somebody send me some of this. Bejus knows, I need it. I am not the man I once was.

Gravity is more powerful than it's supposed to be. Pussy is stronger than it used to be. Uphill is more uphill than I remember it being. Downhill is REALLY downhill, with no brakes. Bejus. I'm so decrepit now that when I'm putting groceries in my truck, OLD MEN come over in the parking lot and offer to help me unload the buggy because THEY feel sorry for me.

Gaaah! I hate falling apart once piece at a time.

(Thanks, I think, to jim for the link.)


Good thing we love you for your mind. he he!
I'm sure a nice set of freshly painted red toes nails would PERK you right UP!!! Is Recondo married???? Next year I am gonna pack my axes and howl with you good people.

Posted by: Lisa on November 6, 2004 09:35 PM

I think I'll order a CASE of that stuff !!!

Posted by: Hap Arnold on November 6, 2004 09:45 PM

$14.95! They got the same shit at Big Lots for 5 bucks! That leaves you enough for a pint of Wild Turkey.

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on November 7, 2004 06:56 AM

After all the damned aches & pains comes the extreme shortness of breath for those of us who smoke. IT REALLY SUCKS!!!!!!!!

Posted by: Larry on November 7, 2004 06:07 PM
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