Gut Rumbles

October 18, 2004


I've mentioned many times before that I dance like a fucktard. It's the truth. I've played all kinds of music most of my life and I KNOW that I have a sense of rhythm and tempo.

But I still dance like a fucktard.

I watched a line-dancing group perform when I was in Helen (all the yankees except Jim were still asleep-- Jim saw them, too) and that appeared to be a load of fun to me. The couples were good enough and made dancing look like such a hoot that several little kids got bugs in their feet and started dancing in front of the stage. The kids were better than I am. I loved watching that show, especially from the kids.

Maybe dancing is a natural human instinct. If so, I don't have it.

I dance like a fucktard.


I dance like a fucktard too, but I dance like a fucktard really well. I've been mistaken for a pro.

Posted by: dipnut on October 18, 2004 07:54 PM

I used to tell my husband that you just can't be a bad dancer...all you gotta do is shake your behind and enjoy the music...well after seeing the man dance..I take it back..every word..he dances like a fucktard too!

Posted by: Sandy on October 19, 2004 01:29 AM

"Work like you don't need money,
Love like you've never been hurt,
And dance like a fucktard."


Posted by: Chablis on October 19, 2004 05:41 AM

Thanks for sharing that Rob. I can't dance wort a sh*t either. I always wondered "what the hell is wrong with me?" and "Can this be learned?" as I stood on the sidelines at a party pouring the booze down to compensate.

Posted by: jim long on October 19, 2004 04:59 PM

That's why i play bass. Cos i can't dance fer shit. I can provide the groove for others to dance to, and damn well, but i look like a blind epileptic jogger having a heart attack when it comes to dancing.

Posted by: pril on October 21, 2004 01:53 PM
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