January 31, 2009
Originally published November 24, 2004
I worked around a lot of people who just seemed bound and determined to be assholes every chance they got. I often wondered what it feels like to get up in the morning, look at your face in the mirror as you shave and say, "I can't wait to go out and be the biggest asshole I can be today."
Some people do exactly that.
Most of them are closet bullies and power-hungry sycophants who suffer from wearing a small dick and experiencing premature ejaculation. That's MY humble opinion about them. If they had a real set of balls, they wouldn't stab people in the back. A real man doesn't have to be an asshole to make his point. A real man doesn't believe that he builds himself up by tearing someone else down. A real man looks his opponent in the eye when he has a beef.
Those cowardly fucks don't. A lot of them become successful politicians.
I know. The jackals got me.
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