Gut Rumbles
 

August 11, 2008

Men and women

Originally published March 1, 2005

More here, from catfish.

Marriage Quotes & what every woman wants --


At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

Young son: "Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?" Dad: "That happens in every country, son."

Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.

Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a big gut, and still think they are attractive to the opposite sex.

Face it. After reading all these posts from both men and wimmen, the conclusion is obvious. We are cats and dogs, TRYING to live together.

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