Gut Rumbles
 

May 02, 2008

Running for president

Originally published August 23, 2003

Howard Dean has promised to make every marriage work forever, even if it is homosexual, when he is elected.

Dick Gephardt has promised to repeal the law of gravity when he is elected.

John Kerry, who resembles a Frenchman even though he served in Vietnam, promises a chicken in every pot, plus FREE POTS when he is elected.

Joe Lieberman says WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE if we don't elect him.

I say vote for me.

Piss on being governor of a nut-bowl state. I want to be PRESIDENT.

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