Gut Rumbles
 

March 17, 2008

Roscoe update

Originally published July 21, 2003

IF I CAN'T GET RID OF THIS SEMI-WOODY I AM GOING TO CUT IT OFF!!!
I cannot keep walking around with that stove-up wanger in my pants. It drives me crazy. It hurts. I don't like this boner that I wanted so badly.

I need some flaccidity. I am tired of this torture-device.

Goddam. Having a constant throbber might be nice in a cat-house, but I don't need it at work. Something's got to give here.

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