January 13, 2008
Improve your vocabulary
Originally published June 7, 2003
Learn THESE new words.
Refundigasm: A "tax refund" from the government when you didn't pay any taxes.
Squank: the combination of pig-noises and chicken-squawks that politicians make when they want to hand out welfare checks and the people who want the "free money" join in on the chorus.
Whoremoniousness: What happens when politicians hand out checks to people who don't pay taxes and call it a "tax refund."
Assholery: Politicians, news reporters and citizens who don't recognize or respond to Whoremoniousness when they see it.
Rapewalletry: What already happens to every taxpayer in America, even BEFORE politicians give your money to people who don't pay taxes.
France: What we are trying to become by redistributing wealth, financing unemployment and allowing Dennis Kochinich to run for President.
Dumbocracy: What this nation has become, because we allowed all of the above to happen.
Where is the Carnival this week? That's going to be my entry. (idea shamelessly borrowed but not stolen from here. I didn't copy his stuff, although some of it is pretty cool. "Ignoranus" is a good one! ).
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