May 09, 2007
Acidman's advice to trolls
Originally published April 5, 2005
I've studied you people for a while. Interesting. Kinda like looking at worms crawl out of puppy-turds. Watching that nature in action riff is about as intresting as reading your comments.
Lemme give you some advice if you want to be a good troll:
* Try so stay somewhat on topic, even though you don't understand the topic.
* DO NOT resort to mindless insults as a way to make your salient intellectual points.
* Look up the word "Salient" in the dictionary, if you own one. That act might increase your vocabulary by at least 50%.
* Use a real email address, you cowardly bastard.
* Ask yourself a serious question--- why do I get my jollies being a complete prick on other people's blogs? Did you start out by writing grafitti on bathroom walls?
* Get a fucking life, you pathetic loser. Try some Clearsel. Bathe once in a while. Try sex with a REAL woman once in your life.
And move out of your mama's house. Do something really unthinkable, such as get a job.
That's MY Humble opinion.
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