Gut Rumbles
 

May 05, 2007

You ask, I answer

Originally published February 9, 2005

The interview is short. Four questions. Answers posted on my blog.

If you're up for it, here goes.

How did you get into blogging?

I started to keep from killing myself. I kept it up because I enjoyed it. After more than three years, I can't imagine stopping now.

What do you think was your best post ever?

They're ALL damn good. I've written more than 10,000 posts now. I don't remember half of them.

What is your favorite blog, other than your own?

velociman, who reminds me of ME except for the fact that he's younger, taller, better-looking, more articulate and married to a very sexy woman. Other than those minor differences, we are a lot alike.

Does your blog have a main theme or goal? (Please note, for some
blogs, this may be a stupid question. I understand. Just move on.

I blog in a ceaseless quest for adoration from people who don't know me. It's pure, unadulterated ego. I have no lofty goals. I just hope I get laid every once in a while.

Do those in your personal life know about your blog? Why or why not?

Yeah, everybody knows about my blog, including the local Sheriff's Department. I got fired from my job for blogging. Some people hate my GUTS because of my blog. I could give a lovely fuck.

In general, do you think blogging has a greater social value?

I don't understand the question. A greater social value than WHAT? I don't blog to create any "social value." I blog to make people laugh, to piss them off and to make myself feel simply wonderful about MYSELF. It's all EGO, baby!

Lastly, what do you think of my blog? :-)

YOU have a blog? Sorry... I haven't noticed, but I am certain that it is excellent, well-written and full of "social value." Do you do "skins?"

There. Be careful about asking ME questions. I just might answer them honestly.

(I want to give ATTRIBUTION to the person who asked the questions, but her site appears to be twisted in a knot like her panties now because I didn't play "fair.")
[Ed. Blog is now password protected.]

It's supposed to be href=http://confessionalpoe.blogspot.com. SHE'S supposed to be the star of the show. SHE'S supposed to post the interview results. SHE'S supposed to be wonderful, witty and oh so clever. Shower her with love. She needs it right now.

The questions sucked and your approach was even worse. And if you send ME a poison email because I responded the way I did, you haven't been reading me very long, have you? If you want your ass kissed, go vote Democrat. Don't come here.

Fuckin' wimmen...

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