Gut Rumbles
 

December 15, 2006

Sex is Good

Originally published December 22, 2004

I knew that something was "wrong" with me a long time ago.

I know that this idea will make some people hyperventilate and get a serious case of the vapors, but I don't care. I believe that our Puritan heritage has fucked up more people than it ever saved from sin, because we're all supposed to feel GUILTY for having fun, especially if sex is involved. When I DON'T feel a bolt of guilt after I do something I like doing, I am supposed to stop and think about what's wrong with ME?

THAT'S fucked up. Not me.

If GAWD didn't want sex to feel good, then why did he give me a pecker in the first place? Why did he create Woman and give her a pussy? Why did he make wimmen like pecker just as much as I like pussy? He did THAT, and then told us all NOT TO USE WHAT HE GAVE US??? Bullshit!! I ain't buying that crap.

He gave us both a blessing and a curse, which is what a clever, tricky God does. This is the WORD OF GAWD, so I'll put it in italics: "Man, you have a pecker. Woman, you have a pussy. Together, you will find all kinds of ways to mess up my creation, but I'm gonna turn you loose on the world anyway. I think I fucked up when I made you."

And he turned us loose. And he was correct when he said that we would mess up his wonderful creation. We did. Most of the time.

But he stuck one other small detail in there that he neglected to mention at the time. Yeah, sweaty, romping sex is wonderful. EVERYBODY should do it every day.

But making love is totally different. I've known that feeling and I've shared my soul with someone in passion so sweet that I would have been happy to die right then, because life could not possibly be any better. Yeah, peckers and pussies were involved, but that's not what I felt at the time. I felt.... ONE with someone else.

If you've never known that experience, GAWD cheated you out of something special. Know it once and you'll never forget it.

I like the romp, and I'll rent me a hooker to get one. Sex is good.

But it's nothing like making love to someone... you really love.

Comments

Damn, that post makes me wanna cry cause I have never had that "Being One" experience and, being married, I probably never will. Crap - I don't even get sex. Just depress me some more will ya?

Posted by: NoMas on December 15, 2006 12:36 PM

jonny795

Posted by: jonny894 on December 15, 2006 07:28 PM

Wow, nothing like a good laugh! I'm really enjoying your blog. Unfortunately I'm one of the unlucky one's,,,made 'lust', but never love, but maybe oneday!
I like the way you write, its raw, witty, in your face and honest! And I thought men only got their brightest ideas below the belt!
I planned to go to bed early, but now I have to go back and read through the archives, I know when I'm onto a good thing. You keep writing and I'll keep reading., and laughing. You sure do have a way with words.
Very refreshing., and I've got you on my sidebar.

Posted by: Matty on December 15, 2006 08:56 PM
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