June 08, 2006
more on titty-sucking
I received a kinda make-peace email from a fellow blogger the other day, who said that he ceremoniously de-linked me before, but put me back on his blogroll after a two-year pout, once I seemed to have "come to my senses." He de-linked me because, "you have been rude to my friends."
Oh, REALLY? Which "friends" were those? The ones I bought airplane tickets for? The ones that I paid the motel bills for? The ones who cried poormouth so badly that I paid for their meals? The ones who were so desperately broke that they couldn't afford gas money unless I handed them a $100 bill to get back home?
Naw. It COULDN'T be those people, because they all showed up at a blog-meet in New Orleans two months later, whooping, hollering and drinking Hurricanes in front of a camera. I wonder who paid for THAT?
I must be a real fucktard. Ticks get along well in this world. I've been a got-dam fool to try and pay my own way.
I see my worn out, stale pussy still gets wet.. Sometimes we come across those so fucking hot that I still get turned on. You seem to be one of those men.. and I HATE it when that happens, because I trip over my own purple pussy-lips dragging the floor when I try to run anymore. And I want to run for YOU!!!
I could have predicted it. Indeed, I did predict it. I KNEW, Rob, right from the first time I read you, that I would suck your toes, lick your bionic dick and clean your kitchen... if you ONLY would call me a "good girl" while you shoved spatulas up my gaping asshole and poured hot bacon grease down my back.
That's what my daddy did when he fucked me... when I was a child...
After all, I am an 25 year old magazine-model with a gaping hole between my legs! I want YOU Acidman. (actually... I'm REALLY a 15 year-old boy. But I'm tired of whipping my dick with my hand anymore. Can YOU tell me how to get laid? I have $10 in my piggy bank.)
Any suggestions on where I can get anal cleansing for a discount price?
I know that I can get that kinda thing in Greyhound Bus station bathrooms, all over the country, because I've done THAT a LOT in the past. But I'm getting tired of guys giving me venerial diseases and a dose of the crabs. And those bus station bathrooms always smell like Lysol. That stuff makes my knees break out in a rash WHEN I KNEEL DOWN AND SUCK DICKS IN THERE. And the black, homeless guys, even though they have BIG DICKS, don't believe in giving me any tips.
So stop writing what you do. I HATE it, because you don't understand the problems a hard-working girl with a Master's Degree has to do today.
I wouldn't wanna be on that person's blogroll and in fact, I hope I'm not.
What a wienie.
Or, is it "weinie".
You guys and your "i before e" shit got me all corn-fused, damn it.
Don't stop now .I'd like a plane ticket to see the rain forest near San Juan, Puerto Rico. A little spending money would be nice, as well.
Stevie, I think the formal spelling would be weiner and the less formal would be weener. :p
....oh, forgot. The other spelling would probably be weenie. It's one of those words with multiple choice spellings.
Oooooooo, THAT is some creative comment editing!!
Love it! Nice job on the editing I mean...damn
Beth, I wouldn't dmit all of that to too many people.
It took me a min. for it to register that Rob edited that comment.
Wow, I t hink that Beth chick has a crush on you, Rob. heh heh heh -
(you are BAD Rob!)
Hah! All fear Rob's red pen! Best laugh I've had all day.
And on a more pedantic note, the proper spelling is "wiener". The Krauts make it real easy where any combination of "i" and "e" is concerned: if it's a long "e" sound (wiener) the the letter "e" comes second. If it's a long "i" sound (heil) the "i" comes second.
Oh, and the "w" is pronounced with a "v" sound so if you want to sound inordinately obnoxious/like an academic prick you call it a "veener".
Or as my Ex husband told my daughter one day, our German cat says, "me-ow v." *snickers*
Poor mouthing bloggers...oh this is a hot button for me and since I done split my guts on the matter more than a few times I'll just sit back and let you have a spell at it...................