Gut Rumbles

June 06, 2006

random linkage

*I consistently am amazed to see an african-american immigrant who understands the concept of freedom better than most native-born Americans do.

* DON'T KILL IT!!! I've never understood why snakes give me a galloping case of the fantods, yet I LIKE lizards. It must be a thing about legs, I guess. I'm just asking a blog-friend here... please don't kill it!!!. Go kick a cat or shoot a tree-rat, if you've gotta lay some righteous wrath on a deserving creature. Just give that lizard a break.

* This sweet thang called me two days ago and offered (actually... she volunteered her husband to do the dirty deed, since he works not too far from where I live) to bring me any groceries, cigarettes, or emergency supplies that I needed while I was laid up. She also told me that she and her spouse just bought seven acres of land up nearby in the boonies, and I'm invited to their house-warming party when they get settled in. I turned down the offer of a drive-by delivery service, but I'll take 'em up on the housewarming thing, if Mr. MomIsNuts wants to listen while I tell him how to bag a deer or two on his own land, just by shooting a good rifle out of his open bedroom window.

* You never know WHAT you may find here. But I KNOW why he seems kinda... odd sometimes. He's sweltering in Hot-'Lanta now, when his blood is accustomed to Alaskan weather. To quote the noted philosopher, Mr. T: "I pity the fool."

* If I wasn't worried about her mean-little-old-lady mama tracking me down and shooting me, I might sneak up from behind (Alone. In the dark. All by myself...) and kiss her. Of course, SHE probably would shoot me her ownself if I did THAT... but it might be worth it. I like to live dangerously.

* This woman has been on my blogroll since I first had one. She is so got-dam sweet that she makes my belly hurt sometimes, but I've got a theory about "sweet" wimmen like that. Get 'em alone. In the dark. All by themselves, except for YOU. Those kind of sweetnesses have an inner slut tigress in them that is AWESOME!!!

* In blogdom, you find the good, the bad, and the ugly. I still haven't discovered a classification for this guy. I think he suffers from oxygen deficiency to his brain from having big, nasty CATS sleep on his face at night.

* When I get a little older, I hope that I mellow out the way this guy has done in his dotage.

* Heh. I know her innermost secrets. YES, I do! I read them written on the wall of the men's bathroom in a biker bar in Daytona, Florida several years ago. I am NOT making that shit up. Look at my innocent face. Would I lie to you about something like THAT?

I'm so got-damn clever sometimes that I scare myself...

(I don't care if she did steal it from somebody else who probably stole it herself, too. I don't care. It gave me a chuckle.)


Well, thank you, Darlin'...

Knowing that Maeve and I gave you a chuckle makes my day (and makes me grin).

Hugs on ya....

Posted by: Stevie on June 7, 2006 04:43 AM

Naaa, I wouldn't kill Leroy Lizard. Eventually I'll be able to scoot him back onto the back porch where he can eat the bugs and spiders that hang around the potted plants.

I don't kill the snakes either except for the copperhead that was in the palmetta patch. Still have a pair of black snakes under the cabin but I have not told of these days I'll hear another screech about them I reckon

Posted by: GUYK on June 7, 2006 06:57 AM


Thanks Darlin'

Posted by: Kate on June 7, 2006 10:14 AM

But I KNOW why he seems kinda... odd sometimes.


Posted by: McGehee on June 7, 2006 10:52 AM

Oh yes, you look soooooo innocent. Just like my 4 year old son. Right before he ties up his sister and tries to set her on fire or something. Yep, innocence personified.

And you just keep the details of what you read on that wall to yourself.

Posted by: LL on June 7, 2006 01:09 PM

He will not be shooting outta the bedroom window at the local wildlife....well...unless he lets me have a shot or two!! Loev ya...and the delivery service is still available!

Posted by: Kellie Harmon on June 7, 2006 01:19 PM

I think Rob added to that restroom wall. I was wondering why he wanted to know if I had a sharpie pen in my purse.

Posted by: Maeve on June 7, 2006 05:41 PM

I think you're right, Maeve! I'll have to check for myself one day. If it's grammatically correct and eloquent but there are "i before e except after c words" misspelled, I'll know who did it!!

Posted by: LL on June 8, 2006 07:15 AM
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