Gut Rumbles
 

June 03, 2006

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I very seldom delete a post I wrote, just as I VERY seldom delete any of my comments. Oh, I may do some creative editing on the words of a scum-sucking, idiotic troll, but usually I let feces stick the to wall wherever it was flung in my comments, whether I agree, disagree or even think that the asshole who dropped a load of dung there needs to be dragged off and shot.

But I DID have an epipheny of some kind last night, and I had it over the phone. I don't LIKE to talk on the phone, I HATE 99% of the phone calls I receive, and I often am tempted to drag my got-dam PHONE outside and shoot it, especially when it rings at night.

But every now and then... I make the call... and such goodness falls right into my undeserving lap from thousands of miles away, that I talk to someone with time flying by unnoticed, and when I finally hang up, I feel... happy. Bouyed! HOPEFUL--- bathed in sunshine after I've been looking up from the bottom of a deep, dark hole for quite a while.

Darlin'... I wanna send you flowers. Hell!! I wanna come cut your grass, cook you a nice dinner and rub your back until you fall asleep by candlelight. (Just don't ask me to clean your kitchen. The phone call wasn't THAT good.)

Thanks, sweetness. I mean that from the bottom of my old, jaded, balding-Cracker heart. And you KNOW who you are.

Comments

Yer talkin about Ruth...I KNEW it!

Posted by: Bane on June 3, 2006 04:56 PM

Bejus Bane, get off Ruth's case will ya? I happen to like Ruth and I'm really sick of the bashing - subtle and unsubtle.

Besides, it doesn't matter who it is -- and I think I know now with these additional clues -- but whoever it is, thank you for cheering up the A-man. It's nice to see him back to what passes for cheeriness in our crusty codger.

Posted by: Libby on June 3, 2006 07:14 PM

Yer welcome.

Damn conference calls... or was it a crossed line?

Posted by: Kim du Toit on June 3, 2006 07:25 PM

LOL@KIM....

Posted by: Ruth on June 3, 2006 07:27 PM

This reminds me of the old game show "TO TELL THE TRUTH" ....

"Will the real ________ please stand up?"

The only thing missing is Kitty Carlisle and Orson Bean.....

Posted by: Ruth on June 3, 2006 07:35 PM

Agreed Chablis, agreed. Besides, curiosity killed the cat and on top of that, 20 Questions is a very annoying game....(although I DID like To Tell The Truth) I also loved loved loved UNSOLVED MYSTERIES, (although I would never watch it when I was home alone, way too creepy at times)

Posted by: Ruth on June 3, 2006 07:44 PM

Libby, turds of a feather, clump together. Now there, look, I've gone and done it again...

Posted by: Bane on June 3, 2006 08:45 PM

It was a comment I left about one of his women.

Posted by: Catfish on June 3, 2006 09:17 PM

Glad to see a smile returned.

Posted by: TC on June 3, 2006 10:16 PM

You can bite my lily white ass Bane. You got no call coming over here to stir up trouble. Keep your nasty shit in your own house.

Posted by: Libby on June 3, 2006 10:29 PM

You have the nerve to say that, here in the King of All Turdblogging's house?

If it says Libby on the label, her thought processes are disabled...

Posted by: Bane on June 3, 2006 10:32 PM

LOL. You're losing your touch Bane. You've fallen into the weary banal zone.

I'm not going to get into a pissing contest with you. You'll have to carry on without me.

Posted by: Libby on June 3, 2006 11:00 PM

That's only because you have to squat.

Posted by: Bane on June 3, 2006 11:48 PM

"epiphemy"?

Bwahahahaha....

This piece of trash had the gall to make fun of my spellings...

Posted by: anon on June 4, 2006 12:57 AM

Hmmm...under the safe cloak of internet anonimity we call another human being trash. What does that say about us then?

Posted by: Tessa on June 4, 2006 01:54 AM

Thaaaat Livey is getting even MORE pissed off over Rob's new "unknown female friend" but has at least learned to "hide" as opposed to shutting or growing up?

Posted by: Stevie on June 4, 2006 04:30 AM

Now, since I have no worries of "troll fall-out", landing on me...
Yes, Rob.
I know.
I miss you.

Posted by: LilToni on August 13, 2006 12:55 AM
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