Gut Rumbles
 

May 24, 2006

advice

I LIKE my commenents and I don't intend to shut them down. But when I see some fucking idiot giving witch-doctor advice and ANOTHER commenter picks a FIGHT with her---- and we end up with a WITCH DOCTOR FORUM---- please.... just like the late-night phone calls.

Don't do that shit in MY house.

Recondo 32's lovely wife, Georgia INSISTS that if I drink certain herbal teas and soak my feet in sacred water, blessed by a voodoo priestess in Frogmore, South Carolina, ALL of the toxins will be SUCKED out of my body, as soon as I kill a big-ass cricket and bury him under a hickory stump on a night with a full moon.

When I do THAT, I will NEVER hurt again.

Her advice is as good as any I've heard from YOU folks. And about as good as any I've heard from MEDICAL DOCTORS lately.

Beejus! THAT'S what I've got to look forward to?

Comments

How big a cricket?

Posted by: GUYK on May 24, 2006 08:52 PM

So now I'm a fucking idiot? Don't worry, I won't bother you anymore. Just remember, I get to pull the trigger!

Posted by: livey on May 24, 2006 09:14 PM

You're 3/4's dead.

Might as well down some whiskey to kill the pain.

Posted by: rightisright on May 24, 2006 09:29 PM

You never know, Georgia could be right. I've never tried to have anything cured, but someone very close to me had warts removed with similar black magic. They somehow used a piece of corn from the chicken scratch and the warts disappeared within days. Hell, give it a shot. What could you lose?

Posted by: MJH on May 24, 2006 11:12 PM

I like Georgia's advice.

Posted by: Maeve on May 24, 2006 11:47 PM

Awaiting your check for $37.50 and I mail you one fine ass cricket (slightly injured when captured)

Posted by: Wm H on May 25, 2006 01:45 AM

:)

Posted by: Ruth on May 25, 2006 10:21 AM
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