May 18, 2006
yeah. they're all psychic
good grief! I engaged in an email exchange a few days ago with a woman who ADMITTED that she and her "sisters" were pretty much fucked in the head when it came to acting sane. "A woman doesn't think, Rob," she said. "We react and sometimes we kinda go off the deep end."
I wrote back to say, "Yeah. But somehow, when you OVER-REACT, it's always a MAN'S fault that you did it. Any sane, logical... blah, blah... woulda done the same thing."
My aching Cracker ass.
Women who are seeking a long-term relationship prefer men who like children, and they are able to discern which men want to become fathers just by looking at their face, according to a joint research team from the University of Chicago and the University of California at Santa Barbara.
I've EXPERIENCED the phenomenon of how good wimmen are at "discerning" things, and it's a lot like dealing with an alien creature from Warped Planet #9 who landed on a flying saucer, said "I come in peace, and then wiped out an entire county with disrupter-beams from a cosmic ray-gun. When the smoke clears, she says, "...I did NOT over-react to this situation. I 'discerned' a problem, so I took care of it. I apologize for the dead children, but it was like... y'know what I'm sayin'?"
Bejus. "The women had an uncanny ability to determine a man's interest in kids just by looking at his face."
Yeah. It's "uncanny," all right. Just ask any divorce lawyer.
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