Gut Rumbles

May 05, 2006

i told you so!

Naw, he wasn't drunk. He simply was stoned out of his fucking gourd somewhat confused on Ambien before he got behind the wheel of a car and neglected to turn his headlights on.

He assures everybody that he wasn't impared, but he doesn't remember what happened, which is NOT the same thing as being impared, according to Kennedy. It was an obvious mistake--- one ANYBODY could make. He thought Ambien was a DRIVING pill, not a SLEEPING pill.

My aching ass. The prick is gonna walk away scot-free from an incident that would have anybody else doing jail time, community service and paying hefty fines. Probably losing their jobs, too, but it won't happen to HIM, because he is a Kennedy. In Massachusettes, home of the brain-dead Democrat political machine, where shit smells like roses as long as you don't stand downwind.

Oh! The rich poor bastard got out of rehab in late December. He TRIED to reform, but he obviously just couldn't do it. We should forgive him, fuggedaboudit grant him a second chance, sing Kumbaya and drink give praise to the Grand Kennedy Courage. They ARE, after all, part of the American Camelot, and Patrick IS going back into rehab after this fiasco slight mistake.

I call bullshit. The Kennedy family is more like an American "cum-a-lot" than the court of King Arthur. They never saw a set of tits and ass that they didn't like, except for their own wives. I am sick and tired of the press (and the VOTERS) giving this degenerate family a free pass for being KENNEDYS!!!!, while ignoring the stench of corruption that eminates from that bunch.

I feel qualified to comment on widdle Patrick's problems, because I recently went through rehab MYSELF. I was released back in NOVEMBER, after 38 days in Willingway Hospital. I have not taken a drink of alcohol since.

Has it been easy? No, HELL NO, it has not been easy. Have I WANTED to drink? Yes, HELL YES I have. But I didn't, because I realized that I was flushing my life down the commode with what I was doing before I quit. I didn't want to leave that sort of self-destructive idiocy as my legacy.

Patrick Kennedy made four months out of rehab before he was drunk on the street and NOT ARRESTED by the DC police. I call that not trying very hard, combined with sheer dumbassery. Even a Kennedy---shit---ESPECIALLY a Kennedy should know better than to get fucked up and then drive a car. Look at what Uncle Teddy did.

Patrick obviously doesn't understand, and he's in charge of making law in this country. At least when I was a drunk, I didn't pass laws telling YOU what to do. I wouldn't have the unmitigated gall to do that.

And I damn sure wouldn't try to worm my way out of ANY problem the way Kennedy is doing, the belly-crawling shitass. But, hey! The Kennedys KNOW what works when a member of the clan steps in shit. Just deny, obfscuate and lie, then get reelected.

That clan may be above the law, but they are beneath MY contempt.


Fuck that one-legged cunt.

Posted by: Velociman on May 5, 2006 08:40 PM

Like father, like son I suppose. Don't forget that Patrick Kennedy also shoved a security guard at LAX a few years back. Not only that, but it was an elderly, black woman. I believe his thug family paid her off.

Posted by: PoliticalCritic on May 5, 2006 08:49 PM

Amen, brother.
We've sailed way beyond hyprocisy into delusion. Wait a minute. We sailed past that back in 60's. Excuse me.
I love the public mea culpas. It's Clinton redux.
It's OKAY! I admit it! Now leave me alone.
F* me. Seriously.

Posted by: Kim on May 5, 2006 09:07 PM

That's the best goddamn thing you've written since I've been reading your blog (about 3 months). The Kennedys' hipocracy is like no other I've seen in my 61 years.
I think that JFK would spin in his grave if he could see what his family, as well as the Democratic party, has become.

Posted by: Fred on May 5, 2006 09:35 PM

Tonight on Larry King and other liberal networks there was a sympathetic pity party for poor Kennedy and his issues stemming from depression and substance abuse.

Now here's a question for you...did you see Rush Limbaugh getting sympathy or special treatment when he was outed for problems with prescription drugs??? Hell no, it was a media feeding frenzy!

I've never met you but I'm nonetheless proud of your sobriety and recovery.

Posted by: vicki on May 5, 2006 10:10 PM

Damn Kennedys!

Some can't fly.

The others can't drive.

Whathefuck is wrong with these people?

Posted by: CZ on May 5, 2006 10:10 PM

I wish that my B.I.L. had your tenacity.

Posted by: Maeve on May 5, 2006 10:23 PM

Mary Jo Kopeshne was unavailable for comment.


Posted by: Lamont Cranston on May 5, 2006 10:37 PM

First he remembered everything from the car crash and now he doesn't remember anything that happened. But he knew to tell the police he was on the way to congress to vote. They actually couldn't arrest him then, hmm, ain't that kind of stupid. Putting a lot of lives including the police he almost rammed with his car at risk and he can't be arrested? I think he finally admitted he was addicted to pain killers. In other words he's a total drug addict. Sleeping pills, some other prescribed medicine, booze and pain pills. Is that a prescription to murder several people with an automobile or what? He's simply a no good lying Kennedy, but is there any other kind?

Posted by: Scrapiron on May 6, 2006 12:00 AM

Well said, sir. The fact that the people in Massachusettes keep electing these 'people' keeps me awake at night. How can anyone be so stupid and still know how to breathe?

Posted by: Michael Stone on May 6, 2006 12:10 AM

Ask the people in New Orleans. They do the same shit there.

Posted by: Catfish on May 6, 2006 12:17 AM

I've said this before; Anyone with a Kennedy last name should be required to check into rehab at birth.

Posted by: Daniel Medley on May 6, 2006 01:07 AM

It makes me wonder why there seems to be universal cheering for democracy. What is so wonderful about a system where people vote for Kennedy, Hitler, and Monica's boyfriend?

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on May 6, 2006 07:54 AM

Michael, its more properly spoken M'chussettes...cause they've send the ass(es) to washington.

Posted by: Mythilt on May 6, 2006 09:36 AM

Dear Lord:

We do beseech Thee, in Thy infinite and benevolent wisdom, to
bring down upon those known as "The Kennedys" a heavenly cleansing that will once and for all rid us, your humble servants, from the machinations of this clan of iniquity. Yea, for lo these many years, they have fed upon the body politic as would a great cancer, and we grow weary of them. We do most earnestly pray, Lord, that Thee will hear our prayers and will deliver us from the hands of these our enemies. In short, Lord, these fuckwits really need to go.

In Thy name we pray,

Posted by: 'Ol Lurker on May 6, 2006 01:58 PM

I know! Those Kennedys get away with almost as much as the Bushes!! Well, I guess it all balances out in the end. Peace.


Posted by: Gene on May 6, 2006 04:19 PM

Late breaking news. Doug Thompson at Capitol Hill Blue is reporting he really was drunk. They have testimony from a bunch of bartenders and patrons saying he was in for a few pops in several places before he went home so the pills may have made it worse but he was shitfaced drunk.

He has a big problem. Only a seriously in denial alcoholic would deny something so easily proved. Lying about it will only make it so much worse when it gets out. Sad.

Posted by: Libby on May 6, 2006 11:45 PM

To blame this kinda shit on a Kennedy is pure nonsense. What about YOUR drinking and driving over the years GUTRUMBLES? Are you some kind of fucking Saint? I find it interesting that you never bothered to mention the fact that Bill Janklow(R), out on bail? He is slowly seeking out a new connection.

Posted by: Micky on May 7, 2006 03:05 AM

Patrick Kennedy (D - RI)

Patrick Kennedy (D - UI)

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on May 7, 2006 07:54 AM

Micky wrote "To blame this kinda shit on a Kennedy is pure nonsense."

If I may point out, Rob's not asking for your vote and he has fessed up, so your comparision sucks.

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on May 7, 2006 08:45 AM

Why do you hate the Kennedys so much? God knows, the Bushes are a hell of a lot worse. Give it a rest on the Democrat-bashing front. Trust me, they'll be controlling Congress after 11/7/06 and the presidency after 08.

I admire your 6 months or so sobriety, but don't get too cocky. Six months ain't that long....

Posted by: Bob on May 8, 2006 07:59 PM
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