April 19, 2006
we need a law!!!
Uh-oh. Congress needs to get off its dead ass, stop fretting about the War on Terror, illegal immigration, runaway federal spending or nukes in Iran and DO SOMETHING about a REAL problem. There's a GENDER GAP in sexual satisfaction around the world. This travesty CANNOT be tolerated.
"There's a systematic disparity between men and women, where men are on the average substantially -- or about 10 points -- higher in their levels of satisfaction as women in that country," he said.
I propose the Fairness in Fornication Act. The law would require that men satisfy their partners in the sack or face fines and prison sentences. Complaints would be handled like Domestic Violence orders--- if a woman complains, then the man must be guilty--- to encourage compliance with the law. A "Three Strikes" provision would allow castration for repeat offenders.
Given some of the grand fornicators we have in Congress, we definitely have some expertise in this area...
Don't laugh. Congress might take this idea seriously.
Yeah if Hillary makes prez us men ARE screwed, literally, because that feminazi would sign a law like that in a heartbeat.
Now if more men in America would just stop saying the two most deadly words to their sex lives: I do ...
I LOVE it... it's just so crazy, it just might pass...
wonder if I could pull it off here in Canada...
Give me a break. I only found out a year or so ago that women have orgasms too...
Women have orgasms? Don't tell Hill or Babs Boxer, OK?
Then it's our duty as heteromales to correct this vast injustice. I'm volunteering to lead the charge into the gap!
There would be a lot of castrated men in the world.
I had one Lover who would not quit until I had an orgasm ,everytime. It was soooo great, but I got pregnant, and he bolted, he has had several bolts, and doesn't see any of them, and probably more today. I think I'd rather have a so-so lover that would stick around and be a good Daddy, at least until menopause. :0)
How can you tell when a woman has an orgasm?
She was there when we started, right? She should be there when we finish.
Factoid people that have sex make babies!
Not always a fun way to end a relationship!
But hey, in the spirit of the post, I'l pledge the jewels and do all I can to help out with stated problem!!
I demand a recount, as my anecdotal research points to the opposite conclusion.
How do I account for the disparity between these findings and the undoubted facts? A great deal of lying.
This study conclusively proves that women are lying at higher and higher rates.