Gut Rumbles
 

April 15, 2006

is it just me?

Is it just me, of does anybody else think that Iran's new, nutlog President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad looks a lot like ringo starr? Or maybe Ringo's younger brother? I like Ringo a lot better, but I still think the two look a lot alike.

Ahmadinejad sure likes to run his mouth and bluster mightily. The little prick is just begging for a takedown, and I believe that we ought to give it to him. Responsible parents don't allow their children to run with sissors. As responsible stewards of the planet, we shouldn't let this guy run around with nuclear weapons.

Hell, we've got an entire war machine right next door to this maniac. We ought to give him a taste of it if he doesn't mend his errant ways. If we know where his "battery of 164 centrifuges" is, we should demonstrate the effectiveness of our smart bombs and let Ahmadinejad find his got-dam enriched uranium in the rubble.

That's IF we don't bomb HIS ass, too, which I would do just to shut him up.

Crazy bastard. We can't allow him to get his finger on any nuclear button. That's like watching a fucktarded jihadi strap on a bomb belt and saying "Don't mess with him. He hasn't blown anybody up... yet." I say bite the snake before he bites YOU.

But that's just me. Perhaps all we need here is a bunch of anti-war leftists holding hands and singing "Kumbaya" to resolve the situation through a group hug. That ought to make Ahmadinejad go all mellow.

I just hope that we're not sitting back and waiting for Israel to take care of this problem for us. Oh, they'll do it before they are "wiped off the map," but if WE'RE going to be the Tall Dog Superpower of the world, WE need to handle this job. Besides, Israel already did it once, to Saddam in 1981. It's our turn now.

We cannot allow Iran to have nuclear weapons. Period.

Comments

I agree. I believe we have a lot more business taking out that lunatic than we did Hussein, not that taking that sheethead out was a bad thig.

Posted by: Harold Foster on April 15, 2006 01:13 PM

Ringo looks like Yassar Arafat (when he was alive)

Posted by: A Different Kim on April 15, 2006 09:55 PM

Nope, more like Charles Manson.
Yes to Ringo = Arafat

Posted by: Ivan Ivanovich on April 18, 2006 07:27 AM
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