Gut Rumbles

March 31, 2006

It's a trend

I've noticed this phenomenon myself. In fact, I'm a prime example of the process in action. I started blogging in December of 2001 and I haven't had a "productive" job since October of 2003.

That means I've pretty much sat on my Cracker ass and done just as I pleased for almost two and a half years now. No alarm clocks. No shithead bosses. No projects to complete or deadlines to meet. No midnight phone calls asking how to handle the Crisis of the Moment because WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! No more pointless meetings to attend, corporate jargon to speak and BOHICA (Bend Over--- Here It Comes Again) "reorganizations" to survive.

I wouldn't go back to doing what I once did if my life depended on it. I'd rather die.

Of course, that's easy for me to say, because I'm 54 years old and I've PAID my fucking dues in the working world. My employer got the goody out of me for 23 years. I did the shiftwork, slaved the overtime hours on a salary paycheck and ate the shit sandwich of responsibility in big bites for a long time. Then, I got fired for blogging.

Big deal. I was ready to quit anyway. If Kerr-McGee called me today and begged me to come back to my old job with a whopping raise to spice up the deal, I would laugh in their faces. I don't WANT to go back to work, and if I play my cards right, I never will HAVE to again. I've GOT my piece of the American Dream, and I earned it, fair and square.

Of course, Eric should feel guilty as hell for sitting on HIS dead ass, unemployed and bitching because the grass in his yard won't grow by itself. He's in the PRIME OF HIS WORKING LIFE, a mere baby-faced young'un, with LOTS of work left in him before he morphs into a broken-down old fart like me. He needs to put down that coffee cup and start paying taxes again. Who's going to finance MY Social Security if people such as Eric quit working now?

Lazy bastid! Get a job!

Or at least go out like this.


.. heh heh... bite me, big boy... I'm staying right here... folding laundry....

Posted by: Eric on March 31, 2006 12:53 PM

Bowleggs, Eric may have more sense than we did. He can get by and have a great life without working. Maybe we were in the wrong and he is doing something right? Have fun and enjoy it, Eric.

Posted by: Catfish on March 31, 2006 04:50 PM

...maybe now he can take the time to learn punctuation and capitalization....

Posted by: rightisright on April 1, 2006 01:44 AM

Heck, somebody go to work. I'm about ready to join y'all in the unemployed line. This papermill shit is getting old. I've been here 27 years and one of these days either the boiler or me is going to explode. I just hope it's the boiler and that I'm gone by then.

Posted by: Junebugg on April 1, 2006 03:49 AM

... I wouldn't bet on it, rightisright... I really wouldn't....

Posted by: Eric on April 1, 2006 09:22 AM
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