Gut Rumbles
 

March 10, 2006

that explains it!

Okay, now I know what is wrong with me. I have all the symptoms.

I'm pregnant.

Comments

Congratulations Rob.....I guess....

Posted by: No Mo on March 10, 2006 04:30 PM

That will teach you to have sex with strange wimmin!

She done got you knocked up!

Posted by: Thag on March 10, 2006 05:21 PM

At the risk of repeating myself if you are still having "lower intestine" problems, hie thee hence to the local medic who will probably tell you to bring a stool sample. Most likely you have giardia ameboa hanging out down there. I got mine in the take-out from a clean Chinese restaurant in Amman, Jordan. Took me two weeks to figure I needed to see somebody about it. And the real pisser was that it was really good Chinese...

Posted by: Emdfl on March 10, 2006 06:02 PM

At your age I strongly recommend having an abortion! Really! :)

Posted by: TC on March 10, 2006 06:08 PM

Get thee hence to a Dr or the ER and right now!

I miss you when you're puking instead of posting, and this is going on far too long.

Don't be a wuss about going, and get out of denial that you're really sick, cause it sounds like you are....especially if you're vomiting up your anti nausea meds.

Posted by: Fiamma on March 10, 2006 06:43 PM

Bad food, Hell!

You got it from sucking on the wring set of toenails!

I'll try to dig up some decent toe porn for your benefit!

But you might want to the ER in the meantime.

Posted by: Mister Snarky on March 11, 2006 03:08 PM

You still there Rob?

You've gone very quiet...

...hello...?

Posted by: Misty on March 12, 2006 05:53 AM

I think he ran down to the store for some pickles and ice cream.

Posted by: McGehee on March 12, 2006 11:25 AM

Better send Catfish over to check for bad smells.

Posted by: lambo on March 12, 2006 04:01 PM

Damn.... hope you are OK Rob...

Posted by: Heath on March 12, 2006 05:18 PM

Has anyone tried calling him?

Posted by: Steph on March 12, 2006 05:40 PM

I called him. He's still sick. I told him to carry his happy ass to the E.R.
"I don't like doctors."
Geesh.
Seems he's resigned to goin tomorrow if he's not better.

Posted by: Lil Toni on March 12, 2006 05:50 PM

I'm getting a little freaked out by the long silence considering the circumstances. Has anyone heard from him at all? I certainly haven't.

If the answer is no, I think whoever lives closest should drive up and check on him. Catfish or Willy? I think he's within your driving range isn't he?

Posted by: Libby on March 12, 2006 05:55 PM

Oops. Lil Toni posted while I was writing my post. Thanks for letting us know darlin. It eases my mind.

I should have been a Jewish mother. I worry about everything.

Posted by: Libby on March 12, 2006 06:00 PM

I'm the same way Libby.
I told him since he didn't have a wife, I was gonna be a surrogate till he either went to the Dr. or died.
"Yea, yea. Nag, nag, nag."

Posted by: Lil Toni on March 12, 2006 06:27 PM

This reminds me of an old Navy joke, "please write your weight on the wall, so we know how much to dip back out".

I'm backing up your friends, Rob: get your ass to a sawbones. Yeah, the lack of dignity in the things they make you do is bad, but you feel better "in the end".

Really. Go.

Regards

Posted by: Fac Man on March 12, 2006 07:12 PM

Pregnant is one thing.
Silent for three days without being on vacation is something else.

You are starting to scare me.

Posted by: Stevie on March 13, 2006 05:21 AM

Bless you Lil Toni. Keep nagging till he goes to the doc.

Posted by: Libby on March 13, 2006 07:37 AM

SO.

Been to the doctor yet?

Posted by: Stevie on March 13, 2006 09:48 AM
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