February 12, 2006
i want to share
I wrote this missive as a comment to a comment on my latest post about global warming, but I don't want to leave it buried there. I want to share it in a post of its own so that YOU, my dear readers, may better understand the science of climate change. This information is too precious to be lost in my comments. People need to understand the FACTS about this crisis we face.
Once the oscillations in the pi of the countersign delta-waves are factored into the upper lumbar equation (i.e. the headbone connected to the neck bone), an inverse multiplier results, causing a ripple effect in the F(x) constant interface. Hence, Global Warming.
You also get fries with that.
I realize that such truth is stunning, but it came straight from a computer model I dreamed about, so you can't argue with it. Just embrace it and do what you're supposed to do: weep and tremble with fear.
Are you afraid of snakes? You ARE? Well, Global Warming is gonna cause snakes, too. Big, nasty, fanged, slithering bastards, crawling up your walls and hiding in your closets. Creeping into your bed when you're asleep--- if you DARE to sleep when you know that WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!!!
Disagree? Keep that nonsense to yourself. During a crisis such as Global Warming, cooler heads should prevail.
By gawd your on to something! While I had postulated that the climatic condition had it's origins in the feedback loop when it reversed against the sine waive oscillator thereby creating a heretofore unseen cooling/warming phenomenom or as some call it the "change of seasons", I had neglected to factor in the pi (3.14) of the countersign delta waves. This naturally results in the transmorgrafication of the temperature gradient causing the fluctuations which threaten us all. This is particulary discouraging as my Prius will not be able to use the "solar panel" option (for which I paid handsomely, tax break? Anyone?!) in the event of a Global WarmingCooling by perpetual overcast of the cloudicular variety. Obviously, the operative questions becomes "Shall I turn the thermostat up or down?" I believe I'll have another decaf latte with a lemon twist and allow these thoughts to further fornicate in my cerebellum.
I'll take that as a no and keep my opinions on my own blogs. ;-} No hard feelin's.
Naw, it's the sunspots. We're on the cusp of an ice age. Something to do with the average number of sunspots on the sun and the way that heat reaches the earth. I blogged it here: http://pawpawshouse.blogspot.com/2006/02/global-cooling.html
Right on Chiblis!
Lets go get more tattoos
I heard Global Warming causes smoking in lab rats.
wrong Terry...Global warming casues second hand exposure to rats...geesh! lol
Rob, it's the fosnosticator! The fosnosticator's oscillating and it should be undulating! Damn it, man!