Gut Rumbles

January 27, 2006

more fan mail

This hurts. This really hurts.

obviously u have a hectic busy life if u have time to post stupid shit like this look at u ur a nigger who writes derrogatory things like this on the internet where are u from u dumb fuck ur ancestors didnt originate in america did they? no one is from america that is y this country is unique. whte people are just as fuckin bad as anyone fucking else who are the serial muderers and the serial rapist, and who bomb fucking buildings.....white people so u need to just shut the fuck up oh....please email me back

Sorry, darlin.' I ain't writing you back. My scribing skills are too weak to compete with your sheer brilliance. Besides, I have no idea which post "ur" talking about.

I'll bet you that the missive came from a member of the Democrat base. They are such a loving, compassionate bunch.


Gee, don't you want to tell the dingbat about spellcheck?

Posted by: Maggie on January 27, 2006 11:03 AM

Every time they use "ur" or "u" you should post their e-mail address.

Posted by: Adam Lawson on January 27, 2006 11:26 AM

I wonder what her first language is -- Blithering Idiot?

Posted by: McGehee on January 27, 2006 11:27 AM

OMG, this just cracked me up!
Gene pool needs cleansing from that one.

Posted by: imp on January 27, 2006 11:29 AM

maybe it's ebonics

Posted by: Danielle on January 27, 2006 11:49 AM

where did this fly in from?

Posted by: dc on January 27, 2006 12:01 PM

What's sad is that the writer probably has a high school diploma...

Posted by: BobG on January 27, 2006 12:02 PM

Whats even sadder, is this person is probably attending college and participating in the Young Democrats and the Sierra Club.

Posted by: Steph on January 27, 2006 12:41 PM

Writing like that comes from text messaging all the time. Since the cell phone screens are so small, a pigeon enlish has evolved to accomodate it. Unfortunately due to lack of real english education in schools today, this pigeon lingo carries over into other media. But on the upside, imagine how her(?) resume must look. ;-p

Posted by: RayH on January 27, 2006 01:47 PM

I don't know, RayH; do you think the person can spell resume?

Posted by: BobG on January 27, 2006 02:16 PM

Probably spells it rEzUmAy, and brags about her 733t HAXXORS skillz.

Posted by: Walrilla on January 27, 2006 03:21 PM

Can't we all just get along...?

Posted by: Jay Stranahan on January 27, 2006 04:20 PM

No! No! Dey be spellin' it r3sum4!

Posted by: Chico Panther on January 27, 2006 04:52 PM

Oh my goodness... I am actually embarrassed for this individual; makes me cringe!

Posted by: Shelleigh on January 27, 2006 05:11 PM

Ravings of a typical graduate of UC Berkley since the 60's.

Posted by: scrapiron on January 27, 2006 07:13 PM

Jay Stranahan, "Can't we all just get along...?"

Holy shit, you haven't been round here long honey, hav' ya?

Nobody gets along...that's what makes this fun!

Sometimes Acid is the target...sometimes Acid is the ump...most times Acid just be laughing at us all!

Jump in the water's just fine...but get a thicker skin!

Posted by: Maggie on January 27, 2006 08:09 PM

"ur" black? That would explain a lot. ;-)

Posted by: Juliette on January 27, 2006 08:34 PM

Good gawd. I promise my kids won't grow up to be this illiterate.

Posted by: Shawna on January 27, 2006 08:38 PM

Hmmm... Sounds like ebonics to me. Just what you want to teach your kids in their struggle to succeed in life. You don't need to say a word Rob. This idiot will take care of herself just fine. She said it all.


Posted by: assrot on January 27, 2006 08:47 PM

Proof of my thery that the human race is not evolving, it is devolving.

Posted by: Maxnnr on January 27, 2006 08:56 PM

You're black?? It calls you a nigger and, in the same sentence, berates you for writing "derrogatory" things. Then continues on and invoke the white man is bad bs. Perhaps it's a relative of Nagin's. Typical damned liberal.

Posted by: Cheryl on January 28, 2006 12:45 PM
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