Gut Rumbles

January 27, 2006

my readers

Some people must really hate me. They send me crap like this. How cute. How very fucking CUTE.

I think that link demonstrates just how screwed-up cat lovers are.

Note to Ken Kemper, who emailed me that vile film footage: No, I WAS NOT operating the camera (even though that kitchen table looks a LOT like mine).


Do you see how "normal" those poor creatures were when faced with a complete f$%^&ng a$$hole? They looked at him like "WTF is your problem, dude?" before heading for safer territory. If those cats return home after escaping, that is proof that cats are no better than battered women who return home to their abusive spouses and I will be extremely disappointed. I thought cats were smarter than that.
By the way...that guy should be dragged off and shot.

Posted by: Suz on January 27, 2006 10:31 AM

I thought the cats looked remarkably well cared for (considering the asshole they live with)

Nothing worse than an abusive bully.

Posted by: Ruth on January 27, 2006 11:08 AM

Aw, they know he's all noise and no action. The only reason they leave is, his voice hurts their ears.

Posted by: McGehee on January 27, 2006 11:21 AM

that guy must have turrets

Posted by: Danielle on January 27, 2006 11:23 AM

What an annoying jackass; if I were one of those cats, I'd smother him in his sleep just to shut him up...

Posted by: BobG on January 27, 2006 12:10 PM

One of my friends treats his cats like that, looking closely, that does look a bit like his house.

Posted by: Sean on January 27, 2006 12:30 PM

What an ass!!!! If you hate cats that much why bother tow own them, much less take care of them. If I were his cat I would bit his wee wee off in his sleep.

Posted by: Steph on January 27, 2006 12:40 PM

... okay... that was pretty disturbing....

Posted by: Eric on January 27, 2006 03:42 PM

What a jackass! I hope those cats piss on his clothes and shit in his dryer!

Posted by: Joseph on January 27, 2006 04:28 PM

Crap! Warn us next time! Can hide my monitor from spying eyes, but couldn't kill the audio fast enough!

(Oh, and I posted a fluffy cat pic just for you last week. I even left her to you in my will.)

Posted by: Key on January 27, 2006 04:32 PM

That was terribly disturbing Acidman; thanks.

Posted by: Shelleigh on January 27, 2006 05:15 PM

Yup. That deserves a turd in the hamper and piss in the Cheerios.

Here's my guess: the cats aren't his, and that's not his house. Maybe his girlfriend's house. Maybe his Mom's. If he did that all the time, the cats wouldn't be so sedate in the face of his lunatic screaming.

Posted by: Desert Cat on January 27, 2006 06:26 PM

What an a**hole!

The black cat had the most sense: "Let me out of here!!!"

Posted by: Juliette on January 27, 2006 08:45 PM

What a fucking dickhead. Too bad he doesn't live nearby. I'd give him the gotdam ass whoopin' he deserves. Some people really need a .44magnum between the eyes.

Posted by: assrot on January 27, 2006 08:51 PM
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