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January 25, 2006

out of ideas

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Acidman!

  1. Acidman will become gaseous if his temperature rises above -42C.
  2. The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Acidman.
  3. In the kingdom of Bhutan, all citizens officially become Acidman on New Year's Day.
  4. Acidman is the only king without a moustache on the standard pack of cards.
  5. While sleeping, fifteen percent of men snore, and ten percent grind their Acidman.
  6. When provoked, Acidman will swivel the tip of his abdomen and shoot a jet of boiling chemicals at his attacker.
  7. Acidman is the world's tallest woman.
  8. The word 'samba' means 'to rub Acidman'.
  9. In 1982 Time Magazine named Acidman its 'Man of the Year'.
  10. Pound for pound, hamburgers cost more than Acidman.
I am interested in - do tell me about

I wanted to write a brilliant post here, but I'm posting another quiz instead. I'm out of good ideas.

(Bad idea for the quiz shamelessly stolen from here.)

Comments

... heh... 1982 "Man of the Year"?... that's whacked .... I gotta go grind my Acidman....

Posted by: Eric on January 25, 2006 11:55 AM

I liked my #9

"Maggie can be very poisonous if injected intravenously!"

Posted by: Maggie on January 25, 2006 02:04 PM

Hmm. Misty will often rub up against people to lay her scent and mark her territory.

I like your number 6 best btw. Good trick.

Posted by: Misty on January 25, 2006 03:20 PM

Since you're not drinkin, what are you smokin??

Posted by: Phil on January 25, 2006 05:05 PM

re: "The book of Esther in the Bible is the only book which does not mention Acidman."
Funny. It's also the only book in the Bible which doesn't mention G*d's name either. How 'bout that!

Posted by: erica on January 25, 2006 07:06 PM

All bs my friend:

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Chrono-synclastic infundibulum!

1. The opposite sides of chrono-synclastic infundibulum always add up to seven!
2. The word 'samba' means 'to rub chrono-synclastic infundibulum'!
3. Chrono-synclastic infundibulum is the world's smallest mammal.
4. The water in oceans is four times less salty than the water in chrono-synclastic infundibulum.
5. Fifty-two percent of Americans drink chrono-synclastic infundibulum.
6. In Ancient Egypt, people wore glittery eyeshadow made from the crushed shells of chrono-synclastic infundibulum.
7. Research indicates that chrono-synclastic infundibulum will be attracted to people who have recently eaten bananas.
8. Chrono-synclastic infundibulum invented the wheel in the fourth millennium BC.
9. Chrono-synclastic infundibulum is the only one of the original Seven Wonders of the World that still survives.
10. Olive oil was used for washing chrono-synclastic infundibulum in the ancient Mediterranean world.

Posted by: John on January 25, 2006 08:21 PM

You ARE out of good ideas - at least today. This isn't you at all. In fact, this quiz SUCKS big time. Humorous though just the same...


Posted by: John A. on January 25, 2006 09:12 PM

I don't know, I've been reading your blog for awhile now and I don't remember anybody mentioning #6.......

Posted by: A Different Kim on January 26, 2006 04:45 AM

Apparently:

Only 51% of men wash their hands after using A Different Kim
and
A Different Kim is the world's largest rodent.

So many things to say, so few of them appropriate...

Pardon me while I go look for some cheese....

Posted by: A Different Kim on January 26, 2006 04:49 AM
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