Gut Rumbles

January 19, 2006

where were they?

When I was 12 years old and running my paper route, I always had a fantasy of going up to a door to collect the monthly paper payment and having a mature, bored housewife invite me inside. Dressed in only a bathrobe, she would size me up, like what she saw, allow the bathrobe to fall open and screw my young brains out seduce me right then and there.

I'm sorry that my fantasy never came true. Just think about what excellent blog-fodder THAT story would make.

I keep reading about female teachers having torrid affairs with their young, male students and I wonder where in the hell were they when I was going to school? I recall having one or two pretty good-looking teachers. I would have welcomed some "extra tutoring" from them.

Looking back, one thought really chaps my Cracker ass. Maybe those teachers WERE giving it away and I just didn't get any.


Well, at least such thoughts STILL DO chap your Cracker ass, A-man. You ain't dead yet.

Posted by: Rivrdog on January 19, 2006 02:43 PM

That last point hadn't occured to me. Dang.

Posted by: homebru on January 19, 2006 02:53 PM

When I was in junior high, I knew that one teacher was fucking some boys in school. I never got any from her. Wish I had, she was a very pretty lady and hot. Back then, my dick was always hard as a rock and stayed hard. I missed the fucking boat on that one.

Posted by: Catfish on January 19, 2006 03:35 PM

Awww would you feel better if I said I would drop my robe for you if you came knocking on my door? ;)

Posted by: livey on January 19, 2006 04:28 PM

Welllllll...i have a prob with this, cuz' the way i see it...most you men would want to hang a dang male teacher for boinking your young teenage daughter, don't ya think?

Posted by: imp on January 19, 2006 04:41 PM

Hell. I'm STILL having that 59!

Posted by: Fac Man on January 19, 2006 06:24 PM

Yep. I dropped the pencil on the floor so many ime so I could look up her dress she moved way back to the claok closet row. Still dropped the pencil but was too far a way to see anything but a blur

Posted by: GUYK on January 19, 2006 06:39 PM

When your 13 year old son has a child with a 33 year old woman, will you still feel this way?

Posted by: maxnnr on January 19, 2006 09:03 PM

You people bringing up the other situations -- a 13 year old son, a daughter -- are morons. He's talking about HIS fantasies about HIM and a teacher. No one else.

Personally, I've only ever had two teachers I've wanted to sleep with, and both of them were college-level teachers. As for fantasies -- I have a lot of fantasies I don't really condone. There are things I wouldn't do, but they seem kind of hot. some of you are just prudes.

Posted by: Adam Lawson on January 19, 2006 09:48 PM

Goodness. Definitely struck a nerve... It's OK; nobody's trying to interfere with your fantasies; just trying to stimulate discussion...

Posted by: maxnnr on January 19, 2006 10:47 PM

We had a teacher at my school that picked a senior each year as her stud. It was quite the open secret. She wasn't the best looking, but the chance to have a steady piece, with no dating obligations seemed awfully attractive.

Posted by: Gahrie on January 19, 2006 11:33 PM

Goodness. Definitely struck a nerve... It's OK; nobody's trying to interfere with your fantasies; just trying to stimulate discussion...

bullshit. there's a big difference between "trying to stimulate discussion" and looking to start a fucking argument and you damn well know it.

Posted by: girl on January 21, 2006 09:15 AM

No, not trying to start an agrument; you are the one with a chip on your shoulder.

Posted by: maxnnr on January 21, 2006 02:28 PM
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