Gut Rumbles

January 14, 2006

see? I Toed you so!

Cats are evil, malevolent, scheming little shits that can't be trusted. I've said it before and I'll say it again: CATS ARE DISGUSTING AND NASTY!!! Given the chance, a cat will even steal your toe and run off with it.

A dog would never steal your toe and run off with it. A GOOD dog would fetch the toe and bring it to you. A BAD dog would eat it on the spot. Either way, a dog ain't gonna take it and run off the way that cat did.

See why I hate cats?

(Thanks to Maggie for the link!)


Dammit! It WAS a perfectly good morning. Don't get me started.

Posted by: James Hooker-ex cracker on January 14, 2006 02:48 AM

I think he should rename his cat...from Fritz to Bobbit.

Posted by: Maggie on January 14, 2006 11:45 AM

I once met a guy who was working a table saw...cut off a finger...and the dog ate it, while he was screaming in pain.

He was building a cabinet for a friend of mine, and the dog that ate his finger was given to that same friend.

Posted by: Mrite on January 14, 2006 02:00 PM

I can see our cat Mickie doing something like that -- except that I really can't see me doing the necessary preceding event.

Posted by: McGehee on January 14, 2006 05:01 PM

Yeah, but only a jealous parrot would bite it off in the first place. (true story) And I'm not so sure a dog wouldn't have taken off with it as well.

Aren't you being just a little tough on the poor kitty? Their brains aren't that big. It probably thought it was a new toy when his clumsy owner left it on the floor.

Posted by: Libby on January 14, 2006 06:32 PM

Oh, come on. Even a kitty has gotta have a snack.

Posted by: Shawna on January 14, 2006 06:54 PM

Given the chance, a cat will steal not only your toe, but your heart as well.

Posted by: fat bottomed girl on January 15, 2006 09:28 AM
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