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January 13, 2006

another good list

Got any additions to this one? (It's the list of oxymorons--- you may have to scroll down the page to find it.)

George Carlin (who really should start a blog) already has a good list in one of his routines, with "Jumbo Shrimp" being my personal favorite. I'll add "Congressional Ethics" and "Tobacco-Free" as my contributions.

What's yours?

Comments

Just read your post above about plants causing global warming....cow farts also are a bad thing!

You know how I feel about the money being grabbed up by these lunatic scientist so I add:

Scientific knowledge

Medical practice (call me when they get it perfected)

Weather forecast ("WHETHER" they get it close to being accurate or not)

Posted by: Maggie on January 13, 2006 01:35 PM

Prelimenary conclusion

Posted by: Alan on January 13, 2006 04:40 PM

Smog Control Expert

Posted by: Acapelita on January 13, 2006 06:32 PM

Accident Reconstructionist

Posted by: Acapelita on January 13, 2006 06:33 PM

Recovered Alcoholic

Posted by: Acapelita on January 13, 2006 06:39 PM

Fried ice-cream

Posted by: Acapelita on January 13, 2006 07:04 PM

Tasteful criticism

Posted by: Acapelita on January 13, 2006 07:10 PM

Slightly distorted

Posted by: Acapelita on January 13, 2006 07:11 PM

Erectile Dysfunction

Posted by: Acapelita on January 13, 2006 07:16 PM

Luxery Apartments

Posted by: Acapelita on January 13, 2006 07:43 PM

Luxury Apartments

Posted by: Acapelita on January 13, 2006 07:44 PM

military intelligence

Posted by: Denny on January 13, 2006 10:11 PM

Microsoft Works.

Posted by: Joni on January 14, 2006 03:12 AM
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