Gut Rumbles

January 08, 2006

sincere apology


I received this missive in my email today:

By having to mention that someone you don't like is a Jew is making yourself into as big an asshole as the person who has offended you. You are no better.

I have no clue what Cathy McMullen is talking about, but I damn sure don't want to make ANYBODY angry. So, if you are a Jew that I don't like, I humbly apologize for mentioning that you are a Jew and having no recollection of EVER doing that. I probably still don't like you, but next time, I'll call you a Mick, a Wop, a Spic, a Chink, a Greaser, a Slope, a Cracker, a Polack or something forbidden that starts with the letter "N."

Feel better now, cunt Cathy?



thanks! you just made my day

Posted by: daniel on January 8, 2006 06:26 PM offend people without even trying LOL.

Posted by: Chablis on January 8, 2006 07:13 PM

You forgot to capitalize "CUNT" ... other than that, great post!

Posted by: Vulgorilla on January 8, 2006 07:57 PM

However can you give someone your new award for the week if they don't leave a name??? huh?

Posted by: Indigo on January 8, 2006 08:27 PM

Curious as to what Cathy McMullen had in mind, I searched your archives back to September for the word "Jew". Nothing relevant was found. Perhaps she might care to enlighten us.

Posted by: Ernie G on January 8, 2006 09:06 PM

I don't like jews either, unless it's apple juice, with an ounce or two of 'shine in it.

Oops! Wrong blog to be talkin bout 'shine...sorry.

Posted by: Bane on January 8, 2006 10:35 PM

In retrospect, 'apple jews' would have been funnier...see why alcohol is bad for you?

Posted by: Bane on January 9, 2006 02:49 PM

What's a Slope? I've never heard that insult before.

Posted by: Libby on January 9, 2006 03:00 PM

Libby, I believe a Slope is a native of Southeast Asia.

Robert Duvall had a classic line in "Apocalypse Now." The Air Cav unit was flying in and he put Wagner's "Flight of the Valkyries" on the loudspeakers. He said, "It scares the Hell outa the slopes."

Posted by: Ralph Gizzip on January 9, 2006 07:01 PM
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