April 24, 2005
The subject of "snappin' pussy" arose somehow at the Georgia Writer's Workshop. My eloquent friend Catfish promised to "blodge" on the subject and now he has done so. Read that post and learn.
The term "snapper" came from the snapping turtles we have in the marshes and swamps around Savannah. When a snapping turtle clamps his jaws on something, he doesn't turn loose. He'll hang on even after he's dead and you cut his head off. "Snapper" means powerful muscles and a genuine death-grip.
Some wimmen have snapping pussies. I've known four in my life and it is truly a unique experience to meet one. They have vaginal muscle control that most wimmen never bother to master. Make love to one of those and IS like sticking your Roscoe in a milking machine, only a LOT better.
You don't even have to move. Hell... SHE doesn't have to move. She does everything internally and seemingly with little effort. Making love to a snapping pussy is a religious experience.
A true snapper can crack a raw pecan in her cooter, then spit out the shell, leaving the nut intact. A true snapper can take the lid off an imported beer bottle and never use her hands. A true snapper can handle a raw egg without breaking it, and then turn right around and crush a 16-ounce glass RC Cola bottle back into sand.
All four told me that ANYBODY could learn those techniques--- it was just a matter of practice. I enjoyed letting them practice on ME.
That's just MY humble opinion. I could be making this shit up.
Yes, you are going way too far with the:
"A true snapper can . . ."
and "Making love to a snapping pussy is a religious experience."
It's only a near religious experience.
This is funny, but it's a bunch of BS.
Only experienced one so far. I'll NEVER forget her, though.
I've never been so shocked in all my life...but it did feel good...
Well I've never heard it called a "snapping pussy" before but I've been known to use those muscles many times.
Scared the shit outta a guy who yelled "OH MY GOD IS THERE SOMEONE IN THERE?"
But I don't believe the "true snapper" stories.
Have you ever had a horse eat corn out of your hand? That will give you a rough idea what a snapping pussy feels like when you put your hand over it.
Acidman has once again hit the nail on the head - ANY woman could learn this, but very few care enough too ... again, because it's always up to the man. If they are not satisfied it is the man's fault, regardless of whether they put any effort into it or not. Damn lousy feminist double standards ... and they wonder why men don't want to commit these days?
There used to be a dancer(?) at a bar (The Casino Royale) in Angeles City, Philippines back in the 70's who could put a peeled banana up her cooter, then literally shoot four or five pieces of it across the stage.
She was known as "The Banana Cutter" and was a fine looking gal. A friend of mine crawled up on the stage, picked the pieces up and ate them. All of the Air Force personnel in the bar immediately left, leaving the joint to us Sailors.
And no, I ain't making this shit up.
There really is such a thing as snapping pussy; I should know; one of my mom's friends seduced me when I was 19, and she had a snapping pussy like you wouldn't believe...For awhile, while we were doing it, I wondered if I would ever see my member again...
You are right. Snapping pussies are wonderful. I consider myself lucky to be with a woman who can hold my sexual organ prisoner inside of her. The feeling is so good and powerful, it can not be adequately describded, it must be experienced. Men who experience them should be very appreciative. They should also be willing to submit to their women. After all, if a pussy is snapping your dick, you are trapped - you have no choice but to submit. It's great!
Years ago I met this woman (my wife today) at the gym. She kept herself in great shape. We'd see each other at the gym and we got acquainted. Eventually we started dating. Then one night, back at her aprartment, she decided that we must take our relationship "to the next level". So she lored me into her bedroom. Little did I know that she was planning to spring the trap on me the first time we had sex together. It was her intention to surpise and shock me. She succeeded.
She acted very casual as she lored me into her bedroom. Then once we were in bed and my dick was inside her pussy, she sprung the trap. Without warning she tightened her vagina like a vise! Then she flipped around and got on top of me and held my arms down. She took complete control. I was stunned. I didn't know how to react. I said nothing.
Then she announced that I belong to her and that she would do with me whatever she wished. She said that she wanted to pump every drop out of me. She said that if I cooperated with her we would have great sex but if I decided that I didn't want to continue, she would hold me there by force, in effect rape me. No matter what she was going to get every drop out of me. What a rush. I can remember it like it was yesterday.
Her words stunned me almost as much as her pussy. She said "Iím on top you! Iím taller than you and I weigh more than you. My breasts are larger than your pecs, so my boobs are completely covering your chest. My hips are wider than yours so your pelvis is buried under mine and your dick is completely buried inside my cunt. You might say that I have you surrounded. My pussy has a tight amazon grip on your dick which, honestly Vince, feels really good. And Iím wrapping my legs around yours like a grapevine. Now, just try and escape!" Of course I didn't want to escape, not that I could anyway.
This has changed how I view women. I have a high degree of respect for them. Even today, she rules in bed and I wouldn't have it any other way.
Truly a religious experience! Tina, I should have never let you get away.........
SnappedGuy, I nearly busted a gut laughing when I read
You give new meaning to the term "pussy whipped"
I had a girlfriend in college who had a snapper and man, it was magic. That was 21 years ago and hardly a day goes by that I don't kick myself in the ass for letting that go!
i've been searching for years to find out what term snapping pussy meant,finally found some body who knows.pre-she -ate it.
It is true. I was in Hong Kong on R & R. When she clamped on my tool, I was helpless. My eyes had to be as big a dinner plates. What a shock and surprise. Never met anyone else in life who could do that. It was 30 years ago but remember it like it was yesterday. It is real and that I will take to my grave with a smile
Snapping pussy? Vaginal control . . . ? Dude, I'd be happy with a pussy that just moved around a little. Even a twitch now and then would be nice. Hell, I'd be happy if she just quit reading during sex.
Note: The analogy about a snapping pussy's ability to 'crack nuts' was a little off-putting, considering the close proximity one's nuts would be to it in the heat of action.
its the pelvic flaw muscle
I am a snapper and i love your appreciation ...thanks honey..
I have only experienced this wonderful thing with one woman. I was forty something and she was 10 or 15 years my senior. She was also a spinner with a great set of tits. It lasted a few weeks and was unreal. The greatest sex ever. She went back to her boyfriend. It only told one friend about it and he told me it was called a snapping pussy, until then I had never heard the term.
I decided to google the term today and found this.
Great to know there are more of these out there, just looking to be found. The guy who is married to one is a luck devil.
My definiton of a snapper is a bit different but they are extremely rare in women. I've been with several woman who's pussies involentarily contract violently when having orgasms. It's an awesome turn-on. Here an exact example of what I'm talking about, there's a free video sample here - http://www.clips4sale.com/studio/38384